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I finally convinced hubs after like 2 years that he was wasting money letting some chick run clippers over his head every two months. So now I do it and I swear to god every time he says I cut it shorter than the “last” time. I am unsure what shorter than shaved is, but I somehow manage to do it according to him.
I once played connect-the-dots with an indelible sharpy marker on a freckled girl who was, um, less than completely conscious and relatively unclothed. There was alcohol involved. It was a shameful episode. Shameful!
I think she may still have the hit out on me. Although it’s been a few decades, I don’t think her statute of limitations has lapsed.
That’s okay. I once drew a huge squirting dick on the side of a guy’s face with an indelible marker who was passed out at a party once. He was a huge homophobe and I laugh to this day thinking about it. I wonder if he does.
Did you show him the style you had in mind? BTW.. that was fucking hilarious.
I think he suspected all along.
And then you’d wait until he fell alseep and give him a moustache with a Sharpie!
An indelible one too!
Give him a mohawk, and an extra hat or two.
How’s Jack?
Jack is great and loves his new home. His yard is massive, so he spends a lot of time patrolling for birds.
Just curious…is it fenced, or does he need one? In Stretch’s case, if he gets the scent, he’s gone…I ain’t talking about Bitches.
Completely fenced.
You don’t need the Sharpie, you can use the hair that you cut off! It’ll look so much more real!
Oooo with super glue.
You gals crack me up.
We love cutting hair!
I finally convinced hubs after like 2 years that he was wasting money letting some chick run clippers over his head every two months. So now I do it and I swear to god every time he says I cut it shorter than the “last” time. I am unsure what shorter than shaved is, but I somehow manage to do it according to him.
They are such whiners sometimes.
J needs a kitler http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigboardbest.pl?3488:2
He does! Or I do…
You need that kitty and name it “J-Hitler!”
Ha! I really do.
Psst! I think J is on to you!
I think so too. Sigh.
Finally, a picture of J, so we know what he looks like. Seems familiar…wonder if I’ve seen him in the grocery store or something?
Maybe. He goes there sometimes.
he really missed out this time.
I know! It would have been epic!
Poor J! Well, I guess not poor J- he didn’t let you cut his hair! lol
This time.
I am sorry that the haircut did not come to pass. I have this feeling that a fabulous rendering would have been the result.
Most definitely.
Is he a deep sleeper?
Hmmmm…there’s a thought…
I once played connect-the-dots with an indelible sharpy marker on a freckled girl who was, um, less than completely conscious and relatively unclothed. There was alcohol involved. It was a shameful episode. Shameful!
I think she may still have the hit out on me. Although it’s been a few decades, I don’t think her statute of limitations has lapsed.
That’s okay. I once drew a huge squirting dick on the side of a guy’s face with an indelible marker who was passed out at a party once. He was a huge homophobe and I laugh to this day thinking about it. I wonder if he does.