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Yeah, I know I’ve sucked at blogging. If you friended me in Facebook you’d know that I handed in my resignation the week before last and I have one more week at the Bunch O’Bitches Headquarters and then I’M FREE! Did I win the lottery you ask? No, I won the Lottery of Life, which is way better and way less tax-y. When things calm down, I’ll return. Until then y’all should be watching Game of Thrones, whose season premire starts tonight. If you’re not watching this fantastic show then you simply need to re-evaluate your life and everything in it.
And since this is a religious holiday and all, here’s another vintage picture of Jack finding Jesus (He was under the sofa.)
Are you retiring as an assassin, or just changing venues? Also, I love the Jack photos. I hope he didn’t chew Jesus like a pair of glasses up after he found him! Happy Easter, Laura!
I think I’m going to have to borrow my nephew’s dvd’s of this Game of Thrones of which you speak. Unfortunately, I am one of the deprived children who doesn’t get to watch this show. Walking Dead, however is one of my bestests favorites. Zombies… arglegargle… yeeaah.
And about your next endeavors? Yeah, you’re totally writing a Flying Monkeys book, aintcha?!? Hobos, Crazy Betty, Dead Hookers, Nazis, Bunches o’Bitches, the Triumph of Jack’s recovery and the challenge of living with Assassin Cats, Dinosaurs and Stormtroopers -washed down with Circus Peanuts and Gin. Yup. I can see the epic movies to follow. Who needs to win the lottery when you have millions rolling in from the book and following movie?
I’m seasons behind on Walking Dead. I refuse to watch any GoT until I finish reading all the books (I’ve only read the first two). And this business about leaving the Bunch O’Bitches Headquarters? I dunno…sounds like a good thing so I’m happy for you but you’re gonna have to fill me in one of these days. Hope things calm down soon. I need my bloggy crack.
Things should calm down soon. My last day is this Friday (WOOT!!) then I should have a month or so of calm before more adventures. I will try to blog then and after. And it’s a VERY VERY good thing to be leaving Bitch Headquarters. Very, VERY.
Congrats on WINNING. I won the WordPress Example To Others contest, got thrown off TWICE since you’ve been idling away in luxury.
Glad Jack found Jesus. I would have thought he was swimming across the Rio Grande.
What do I know.
So, did quitting your job mean quitting your “REAL” job which is blogging? Hmmm. . .?? I’m sure I’m not the only one that misses you. Hope all is well and you are enjoying your Bunch o’ Bitches free life!!
I am LOVING my BoB-free life! Not only that, but I now have a psycho-barely functioning-raging alcoholic management bitch cuntface-free life! WOOT! BUT I am busy packing up my whole house for a move and watching movies! I shall return when things settle.
Oh holy shot your here…just stopped In to see what was up. I am sooooooooooooooo happy u r getting out of there.I heard u were thinking of some travel? I am so glad u and Jack and “J” r happy good for u.
I know you are really super busy, what with moving. But I also thought you should know that you are very much missed around here! Looking forward to new posts and news about the new house and the pets.
MUTHA FUCKIN’ AWESOME! Good job Jack!
He’s always good at search and rescue.
And a happy Easter to you too. Do you have plans for a peep coma for today
I mean, for Easter it should be peeps, not circus peanuts – right?
No, Peeps. Just CPs and gin!
Are you retiring as an assassin, or just changing venues? Also, I love the Jack photos. I hope he didn’t chew Jesus like a pair of glasses up after he found him! Happy Easter, Laura!
Happy Easter! I had to rescue Jesus or Jack would have. He’s an antheist, doncha know.
I will never cease being an assassin, I don’t care if it’s just killing with my good looks and sexy style. HA!
I really should proofread before I hit the POST COMMENT key. But you probably figured out what I meant. LOL
Sho nuff.
You hang in there kiddo. We’ll still be here.
I hope so!
I can’t possibly watch Game of Thrones if it conflicts with the season finale of Walking Dead.
RECORD IT!
Walking Dead finale pretty much sucked. Didn’t kill the Governor, did kill Andrea and Milton, Carl’s a stone dead killer. Ho hum.
So I guess I’ll have to order Game of Thrones from the beginning and that will be my new addiction.
Game of Thrones will never let you down. Death, murder, deceit, and lots of sex- even midget sex!! OOOOOooohhhh and there be dragons!
Walking Dead sounds like the perfect Easter entertainment. Congrats on the withdrawal from Bunch O’Bitches Corp.
They have walking dead in Game of Thrones and lots more sex and drama.Ha!
Sounds like things are getting happy over there.
Yay! Can’t wait to hear more about it when you come back. 
OOo things are so happy, it almost will give you diabetes.
I’ll be watching my peeps…Vikings. They’re coming to England to kick the asses of the people in Game of Thrones and stealing all their shit.
Vikings kicked ass and didn’t bother with names.
Can hardly wait to hear about the new chapter in your life story.
Oooo it’s gonna be fantastic.
I think I’m going to have to borrow my nephew’s dvd’s of this Game of Thrones of which you speak. Unfortunately, I am one of the deprived children who doesn’t get to watch this show. Walking Dead, however is one of my bestests favorites. Zombies… arglegargle… yeeaah.
And about your next endeavors? Yeah, you’re totally writing a Flying Monkeys book, aintcha?!? Hobos, Crazy Betty, Dead Hookers, Nazis, Bunches o’Bitches, the Triumph of Jack’s recovery and the challenge of living with Assassin Cats, Dinosaurs and Stormtroopers -washed down with Circus Peanuts and Gin. Yup. I can see the epic movies to follow. Who needs to win the lottery when you have millions rolling in from the book and following movie?
Ha! No one would believe me if I wrote it all down.
And yes, you must watch Game of Thrones. It’s one of the best things on television.
What?!! I missed it on facebitch! Does that mean you will blog more? yea for you!!!
I believe so.
Are you taking the spider or leaving it with a suspicious package like a huge egg sack?
The spider was “rescued” and is at a safe house.
I am very glad to hear this! I was wondering about the festive spider. Will he make more appearances?
Sadly, no. But I found him a good home, perhaps she’ll send pics.
Whoa…Jesus was TINY !! Who knew?? So that’s how his full length pictures fit in the book!
YES! That’s how he fits in that little house thingie on an altar too.
And on the dashboard. Or is that one of his buds?
Probably a midget Jesus impersonator.
Should I stick a note on my dashboard just in case He has seen Elvis??
Ha! Yes.
I’m seasons behind on Walking Dead. I refuse to watch any GoT until I finish reading all the books (I’ve only read the first two). And this business about leaving the Bunch O’Bitches Headquarters? I dunno…sounds like a good thing so I’m happy for you but you’re gonna have to fill me in one of these days. Hope things calm down soon. I need my bloggy crack.
Things should calm down soon. My last day is this Friday (WOOT!!) then I should have a month or so of calm before more adventures. I will try to blog then and after. And it’s a VERY VERY good thing to be leaving Bitch Headquarters. Very, VERY.
It is amazing to me how much Jack and Stretch favor each other.
I know a lot of people who’ve been making some (job) changes, including me.
Shoot me an email and let me and the Juju Woman know how you’re doing, or what you’re gonna do.
Be cool with it!!!
Will do.
I think Stretch is longer and leaner than Jack. Jack is pretty compact and muscular. Like a lil tank.
Fast Tank no doubt.
Yes. He is pretty fast again since his surgery.
Congrats on WINNING. I won the WordPress Example To Others contest, got thrown off TWICE since you’ve been idling away in luxury.
Glad Jack found Jesus. I would have thought he was swimming across the Rio Grande.
What do I know.
Ha! I am WINNING! One day I shall return.
Happy last day with the bunch o bitches! I cannot describe my level of jealousy! CONGRATULATIONS!
Thank you!! I can’t even describe the joy I feel!
Game of Thrones has no werewolves in it. It wouldn’t have killed them to put in a few werewolves.
It has Dire Wolves! They are gigantic and they protect the Starks!! They have dragons and giants and dwarfs and zombies and… LOTS OF SEX.
Whew! I’m glad Jack found Jesus. I’m going to let those guys that come around on bikes know they can stop asking people for help finding him!!
YES! Spread the word.
I snorted. Oh yes I did
Better to have snorted than snotted. Unless you’re congested.
Glad you’re done with that Bunch o’ Bitches !
Hope Jack’s doing well…probably busy with more search and rescue !
I am super glad myself : )
The black and white tights are freaky
I just sent you a friend request at FB.
When did FB start charging $1. to send a message ?
So I didn’t and mentioned it here, instead.
FB is getting too big for their britches.
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Smooches and hugs to Jack, and scritches behind his sisters’ ears..
Don’t pay them a cent. I just mark that I know everyone personally.
So, did quitting your job mean quitting your “REAL” job which is blogging? Hmmm. . .?? I’m sure I’m not the only one that misses you. Hope all is well and you are enjoying your Bunch o’ Bitches free life!!
I am LOVING my BoB-free life! Not only that, but I now have a psycho-barely functioning-raging alcoholic management bitch cuntface-free life! WOOT! BUT I am busy packing up my whole house for a move and watching movies! I shall return when things settle.
Oh holy shot your here…just stopped In to see what was up. I am sooooooooooooooo happy u r getting out of there.I heard u were thinking of some travel? I am so glad u and Jack and “J” r happy good for u.
I will indeed travel. There is nothing like freedom from a completely insane, unhealthy enviroment. Seriously.
I was having some scotch, realized I haven’t perused you site in a while and decided to take a look.
Since you’re busy, and time is a precious commodity, I’ll drink one for you.
Cheers!
Have two and come back soon, drunk or sober (probably better reading drunk.)
I hope things get settled soon — I’m starting to go through withdrawal!
Fear not! I am returning soon!
I know you are really super busy, what with moving. But I also thought you should know that you are very much missed around here! Looking forward to new posts and news about the new house and the pets.
Well, thank you…I will return soon enough! Plans got changed!