I decided that my usual diet of gin and Circus Peanuts with the occasinal bacon sandwich needed to be supplemented with a daily vitamin so I went out and purchased a bottle of One-A-Days. Then I took them to work and left them there figuring it was the best place to remember to take one at least five days a week. The following is the conversation that took place when my manager walked in my office as I was opening the bottle.
Me: “Oh. My. God. Look at the size of these things!”
Manager: ”What? They’re not that big.”
Me: “I’ve seen horse pills that were smaller! I don’t know if I can even choke one of these monstrosities down.”
Manager: “Oh that’s nothing. I take about five pills that size or larger every morning, usually at the same time.”
Me: “That’s why your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”
Me: “I said that I needed more water.”