Tuesday night I was bored and I started playing with my iPhone. Did you know I have an iPhone? An iPhone 5? With 64GB? Well I do, and I started playing the game Contre Jour, which if you’ve never played this awesome game, you need to start and you really need to play it with the sound on too. Anyway, I then went into the iTune Store app and was looking around at their ringtones and purchased about 4 or 5, maybe 10, I don’t know because I’m an impulse buyer with selective amnesia. Then I got sleepy and went to bed because shopping is exhausting.
Wednesday I went into work and there was an email about an important meeting with some highfalutin’ people and I had to be in there in about 15 minutes. I grabbed whatever papers I needed and went in. About 20 minutes into the meeting I received a call on my cell phone. Not only had I forgotten to mute my phone before going in, but I had forgotten that I had placed a newly purchased ringtone on my phone. To attempt to convey to y’all of what an awful faux pas I made, I texted J and asked him to call me so I could film my phone:
ANNNND I couldn’t get it out of my pocket before it all played! I fumbled like an idiot for what seemed like an eternity and then just stared straight ahead all mortified and said “Ooops, sorry.” You could have heard a pin drop in the room. THEN one of the highfalutin’ guys I was there to meet said “You sure you don’t need to take that call? It could be motherfucking important.” And everyone laughed and laughed.
P.S. J just called because he saw my video and was all “I can’t believe you use a picture of Hitler on your phone when I call!” and I was all “Duh. I always have.” and he was all “You need to stop with the Nazi crap.” and I said “NEIN! This isn’t 1942 Germany, you can’t tell me what to do!” Then he hung up on me. Motherfucking freedom hater.63 Comments