Apparently it’s the “in” thing now to publicly confess what has always been blatantly obvious to everyone. And even though Oprah has never invited me on national TV, and no producer has thrown millions of dollars at me to do it, I’d like to take this opportunity to confess that I, Laura Ledford, have doped before a bike race. Yes, it’s true. Of course, I was much younger, just a teenager as a matter of fact, and the “doping” consisted of smoking a joint, or two, sometimes a few bowls, with some of my friends. Then we jumped on our bikes, me on my refurbed tank of a Huffy, and race to the corner store for a bag of Doritos before they closed. And we always made it. Every. Time. We should have gotten medals. Oh, nevermind, we’d just have to give them back. Shit.
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