Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

I said “Cut it like this, but with bangs” and handed this photo to my hair stylist:

What my hair looked like leaving the salon:

What my hair has looked like every day since:



36 Responses to I got my hair cut short last week.

  1. Jess says:

    They have secret chemicals that function for about 12 hours. After that, everything becomes unstable and the result is like a spring removed from its casing.

    They’ll sell you the chemicals, but you have to get an applicator’s license, learn the secret handshake and swear on your life you’ll never disclose what they are.

    Of course, using the chemicals comes with the risk your hair will turn the color of Ronald McDonald’s and fall out after 10 days.

  2. Jena says:

    bwwahaha…. That’s why I cut my own hair. But short hair does need more work and a trained illusionist to work it!

  3. Cinder says:

    I love them all.,…..

  4. Alison says:

    Don’t you mean “FMH?”

  5. Yabu says:

    You could string lights in that lower pic.

  6. Holiday says:

    Well, I totaly agree with Jess. I think she hit the nail on the head.

  7. Roxie says:

    You should let it be all spikey and punk rock! :)

  8. I bet you still look fabulous. Bitch… :D

  9. January Rain says:

    I think you’re supposed to sleep with a pillow case over your head or something like that… otherwise there is no guarantee.

  10. Cheryl Lundgren says:

    I feel your pain. I told my hairdresser I wanted it really short. I suppose I could have said something when she got out the clippers and started running them over my head but then I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to look like a cancer patient.

    I hate fucking getting my hair cut!

  11. Nicole says:

    You didn’t follow the Steel Magnolias hair advice. Wrap your en-tire haid in toilet paper at night.

  12. glen says:

    Never…ever…let Jack cut your hair again!!

  13. gogaited says:

    I just have my husband give me a marine buzz cut every couple of months.

  14. Jeffro says:

    I LIKE the bed head look! Rawr!

  15. I’m sorry, I don’t see the problem.

  16. Erik says:

    I was expecting to see a stick figure with messed up hair, and you give a maniqun(sp!) picture of said hair. Well played.

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