I decided that my usual diet of gin and Circus Peanuts with the occasinal bacon sandwich needed to be supplemented with a daily vitamin so I went out and purchased a bottle of One-A-Days. Then I took them to work and left them there figuring it was the best place to remember to take one at least [...]
I am constantly being bombarded with questions from people like “Your skin is so perfect, what products do you use?” or “Oh my God, your skin just radiates perfection and youth, what products do you use?” Okay, “constantly being bombarded” is a bit of an overstatement. Okay, no one really said anything remotely like that to [...]
Last Sunday when I went grocery shopping, I got so pissed at my cashier, a 20 something punk of a kid, because the entire time he scanned my groceries he talked to the bagger, another 20 something punk, about some other girl who worked there’s “boobs.” And it wasn’t so much that these punks were talking about [...]
Tuesday night I was bored and I started playing with my iPhone. Did you know I have an iPhone? An iPhone 5? With 64GB? Well I do, and I started playing the game Contre Jour, which if you’ve never played this awesome game, you need to start and you really need to [...]
Links to Enjoy
- The Beautiful Works of Ellen June.
- Dog trying to play with his master (who was deployed) over FaceTime.
- Alex the Parrot.
- Holiday Etiquette.
- Speed Kills.
- Who cares about Spock?
- Just a normal day in Russia.
- Song made entirely of Mike Tyson quotes.
- Waking up a hungover teen.
- Fast Food Ice.
- Drunk Voicemail Message.
- Meanwhile in Russia…
- A Mantidfly.
- Caught Cheating.
- Real Life Heroes.
- John Merritt, Wood Carver.
- Dog sings along with Adele.
- Corgi Mixes.
- George Takei Responds To "Traditional" Marriage Fans.
- Running in a White Neighborhood.
- I'm going to miss these two.
- Best Costumes and Makeup of 2012.
- Eye Makeup.
- Why I like Jennifer Lawrence.
- Father's Advice to Daughter.



