We had a wintery storm here which means we had some wind and it got below 50 degrees and my internet has been sporadic at best. I don’t know if that’s what caused it, I’m not an internet scientist. All I know is that I don’t want to be typing shit and then lose connection so [...]
So I’m walking Bobo along a road that fronted some woods the other day and suddenly he stopped and stared at something hanging in a tree.
Nah, that wasn’t it.
I was all “What the fuck is that?”
Then I looked further back into the woods.
Know what pisses me off? We can put a man on the goddamn moon but we can’t make a frozen cheese stick that doesn’t leak its cheese out of its breading when baked. I mean, c’mon, I’m no cheese stick scientist but what the fuck? How hard can it be? And the really bad part [...]
People have started badgering the shit out of me on Facebook about my lack of posting on here. They’re all like “Damn, you can post on Facebook, but you can’t write on your blog?!” and “You can watch TV but you can’t post on your blog?!” and “Wow Laura, you’re a fantastic writer with such [...]