Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated, though I was almost murdered by a gator.
No, my liver didn’t finally explode, the rabies hasn’t consumed me, and I haven’t been arrested for my campaign platform. What I have been is busy. I am once again doing the job of two people at work (the new girl quit), I am in the middle of remodeling my new house, and I have a dog in [...]
Down to the wire.
Well, it looks like I ran my presidential campaign like I run my life; half-assed, half-drunk, and pretty much just ignoring shit and hoping for the best. Here it is election time and everyone’s talking about those two smooth-talking, lying sonsabitches like that’s all they get to choose from when really y’all would seriously be better off with [...]
Thank God for homeowner’s insurance.
Happy Halloween Part II.
Like I said earlier, the Bunch O’Bitches were complaining all week about the Halloween display, mostly saying “it was too much” and that “we shouldn’t make such a big deal about a Pagan Holiday.” So there was nothing for me to do but add more. I added flying bats and spooky “fog” and voodoo cursed candy. [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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