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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 Haters gonna hate, so why not provoke them? Oh, and it’s FRIDAY! ** EDIT ** | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
I was over at my friend Yabu’s blog, Bad Bad Juju, the other day and apparently he’s had some trolls complaining about him posting food pics ON HIS BLOG. Then this happened in his comment section:
Yes, I will come to your blog and drop the F-Bomb like a motherfucker.
So it’s official, next week is “National Irritate a Food Pic Hater Food Pic Posting Week” or NIAFPHFPPW for short. If you have a blog, it is your civic duty as a blogger to post your irritating food pics all week long. Every. Day. Join in the fun! Piss off a hater! And while you’re at it, reply to your commenters in your comment section ’cause that pisses ‘em off too! Something about fluffin’ your comment numbers ’cause that brings in so much BLOG MONEY! WOOHOO! Get rich off all that BLOG MONEY you’ll be getting! Why just look at that exchange up there. I bet Yabu made millions! Maybe even zillions! What BLOG MONEY when you don’t even have ads you ask? I don’t know! I’m drunk off comment numbers! WOOHOO! *hiccup*
***EDIT***
Yabu is having a food photo contest on his site in honor of NIAFPHFPPW and will be giving away a beautiful handmade stained glass piece that his wife makes! You don’t have to have a blog, you can email pics if you want AND you can enter as many times as you want! Go over there and leave your linkage or email your food pics and start pissing off a food pic hater today!
No, no, sorry but that isn’t about you. THAT is why I took what you said wrong. It gets so fucking old to put up with haters when all you want to do is have some fun and post crazy shit on your own site. Mostly I’m pretty good at just ignoring them because really, when you think about it it’s really sad that they even care what someone does in the vast ocean that is the Internet. It’s like “Obsess much? I think there’s meds for that.”
I don’t have a blog but I support you and Yabu! I missed the doofus comment. It’s kinda sad and funny that someone ASSumes their comment/opinion unasked for is important that they must tear someone down.
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Eh. There’s always jealous people. Always. They’re mostly unhappy miserable twits. If I had a blog I’d post food pics of all the Sonic burgers I eat! lol AND I’d reply to the commenters! (Which I personally like that you do!)
I’ll have to make Miss Chef cook up a storm this weekend so I can stash up some food pictures. And no, there will be no recipes. Homey Chef don’t play like that.
I certainly did! And I’m not worried because hell, maybe it will help. LOL. I am no wordsmith though, so I probably wont make it inside but I’m still coming to visit if you make it in. You can sneak me in like its a college dorm or something. Oh and Yes, I will bring cake. And circus peanuts. And Vodka. Any other requests?
No problem. He and Johnny Depp are on my speed dial.
By the way, just spent a few hours going thru your flicker account. When the hell were you at the Pine Mtn Wild Animal Park??? I live literally 2 miles from there so of course I am pissed that I didnt get advanced notice so I could meet you in person. NO FAIR. Of course, it had to be before I followed your blog so there is no way that I would know or that you would know to tell me. But DAMMIT, I’m still mad. Please start filing your itenirary in advance.
Oh this is going to be good! I’m gonna have to get my chef hat out and try to whip something up. (I’m guessing my usual diet of frozen pizzas and Lean Cuisine isn’t going to cut it. This will force me to make REAL food!)
And I’m always baffled by the people who complain about food pics. Heck, half the blogs I read are food blogs. Maybe the complainers are just cranky because they’re hungry!
The shocking thing is people thinking they need to dictate to the blogger what they wanna read or see. This is a dictatorship!
Post anything you eat I say! But if it motivates ya to cook, then that can be nothing but a good thing. Be sure to let us know and officially enter the contest!
So do we like post food pictures here as well? like on this post or are you gonna have a food post for us or are we just supposed to go to yuba and post food oic cuz he said here or there so HELP!
So now I’m obligated to make a food, take a crappy mobile phone pic of it, & then find an empty pipe to put it on? Ugh, where’s Algore when you need him?
I am leaving your correction comment instead of correcting your original comment AND answering your correction comment so I can fluff my comment count! WEEEEE!!!
SHIT! I didn’t notice this until my day is almost over (it’s Monday already). I’m all in (and will post links at Yabu’s blog. Today’s gonna be some bone marrow. That should get that haters hating!
“Something about fluffin’ your comment numbers”
I’m just never gonna live that down, am I?
Or,{{cue music}} am I so vain, because I think this post is about me, don’t IIII, don’t IIIII….
Yeahh…..
No, no, sorry but that isn’t about you. THAT is why I took what you said wrong. It gets so fucking old to put up with haters when all you want to do is have some fun and post crazy shit on your own site. Mostly I’m pretty good at just ignoring them because really, when you think about it it’s really sad that they even care what someone does in the vast ocean that is the Internet. It’s like “Obsess much? I think there’s meds for that.”
Now, post some food pics!
Have a look at these Limited Edition Candy Corn Oreos I just saw at FB:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/photo.php?fbid=10151130626837808&set=a.380578777807.159246.91251252807&type=1&theater
If the link doesn’t work, that’s from “Classic Rock 101″ Facebook page about 2 hours ago.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/ClassicRock101
And yes, over at their site, that SHOULD be YOUR hand in that unique bottle opener picture !
I would try those cookies.
I will be posting some awesome pics of custom, tailor-made art deco pancakes. Soon. Ish.
I like me some pancakes.
I usually stick with boobie pictures.
Are food pics with boobies in them OK?
If boobies in food is your thing, and it is your blog, let the food boobie pics fly!
OK.. Im In but.. one rule.. If you post some really awesome food ya gotta include the receipt…PLEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Alright, alright already. Ha!
humm. Boobies? Food? Hummm. this could get interesting. veeeeeery interesting.
I don’t have a blog but I support you and Yabu! I missed the doofus comment. It’s kinda sad and funny that someone ASSumes their comment/opinion unasked for is important that they must tear someone down.
I know, right? Amazing. But thank you for your support.
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I like it too and Im a fucking PICKY eater!
Eh. There’s always jealous people. Always. They’re mostly unhappy miserable twits. If I had a blog I’d post food pics of all the Sonic burgers I eat! lol AND I’d reply to the commenters! (Which I personally like that you do!)
You can email in pics for a contest! Go look at Yabu’s blog!!
The Game is on…
Yay!!
A contest?!!! Fantastico!
This…… is gonna be good!
The good part is there’s a contest going on! Go check out Yabu’s blog!
I don’t have a blog, but I like food and boobies. I’m in.
Email pics in! Go look at Yabu’s blog- he’s running a contest!
I hope you have dinosaurs and fingers and Jack and Thelma and some extra renderings in your food pictures.
Oooooo really get irritating eh?
I’ll have to make Miss Chef cook up a storm this weekend so I can stash up some food pictures. And no, there will be no recipes. Homey Chef don’t play like that.
Yes! Pics! And Yabu is having a contest!
How’s this for fluffin’ some numbers? You’re welcome.
Hahaha! And I’m answering each one! Ha!
This is totally off subject but I saw some goat’s milk hand lotion yesterday and of course thought of you.
Well now , Tom, do I need to send my mailing address? Ha!
I will do this! Especially since I’m on a no-sugar diet right now. It kinda blows. So I will post pictures of things I want to eat….
And you get to enter Yabu’s contest!
Fluffin numbers, isn’t that a sandwich?
Like a nutter butter sandwich cookie?
Givin you a yummy fluffin number sandwich, mmmm!
Replying! Mmmmmmmmm Ha!
(ok, I’m really reffing fluffer-nutters. That’s a peanutbutter and marshmallow fluff sandwich.)
Add a banana and you’re Elvis.
It’s amazing how many times people call me that! At least this time, I wasn’t called “Fat Elvis”! I guess, because you can’t see me.
Just don’t ever be “Pale, Clammy, Dead on a Toilet Elvis.”
I absolutely LOVE IT when you have ‘theme’ weeks!!!!!
GO LAURA!!! GO YABU!!!
I should do them more often, but I get distracted easily… Oh a shiny….
NIAFPHFPPW for short.
LMAO, girl you are a straight trip. Love waking up to your craziness every day.
By the way, I can’t wait to meet you in the Asylum. I am so fucking excited, we better gd win. Or fuck, I’m just gonna show up.
Did you enter?! I wrote a long rambling INSANE essay. I’m kind of afraid now they may really commit me! Woot! Come visit and bring cake!!
I certainly did! And I’m not worried because hell, maybe it will help. LOL. I am no wordsmith though, so I probably wont make it inside but I’m still coming to visit if you make it in. You can sneak me in like its a college dorm or something. Oh and Yes, I will bring cake. And circus peanuts. And Vodka. Any other requests?
Yes. Bring George Clooney.
No problem. He and Johnny Depp are on my speed dial.
By the way, just spent a few hours going thru your flicker account. When the hell were you at the Pine Mtn Wild Animal Park??? I live literally 2 miles from there so of course I am pissed that I didnt get advanced notice so I could meet you in person. NO FAIR. Of course, it had to be before I followed your blog so there is no way that I would know or that you would know to tell me. But DAMMIT, I’m still mad. Please start filing your itenirary in advance.
Ha! Pine Mountain was fun. A lot of screaming and a lot of slobber and that was before we turned into the parking lot of the place.
Some one actually bitching about FOOD pictures? Really? *rolling my eyes* Some people need to get a life.
Isn’t that amazing and sad?
Is it OK if I eat while I look at the boobies and food?
I know that other thing that guys do while looking at boobies is probably not what you had in mind and I promise not to… hand lotion or not.
But I can’t make any promises for anyone else.
Ha! You’ll go blind if you do that!
It would be better if you would also say “nom, nom, nom” while you ate.
Oh yeah, and chew with my mouth open.
Hmm, I might just have to bake something. Haters by any other name are commenters (which I have damn few of) so bring ‘em on!
Let us know so you can enter Yabu’s contest! Stained Glass!
I’m in.
http://hoosierboy.blogspot.com/2012/09/niafphfppw.html
That looks delish!
Oh this is going to be good! I’m gonna have to get my chef hat out and try to whip something up. (I’m guessing my usual diet of frozen pizzas and Lean Cuisine isn’t going to cut it. This will force me to make REAL food!)
And I’m always baffled by the people who complain about food pics. Heck, half the blogs I read are food blogs. Maybe the complainers are just cranky because they’re hungry!
The shocking thing is people thinking they need to dictate to the blogger what they wanna read or see. This is a dictatorship!
Post anything you eat I say! But if it motivates ya to cook, then that can be nothing but a good thing. Be sure to let us know and officially enter the contest!
Oh, I’m so in. And I have the perfect pic with which to end the contest. I ain’t saying, though.
It is a dessert, though. Epic, too!!
Ooo I can’t wait! Let us know!
Well, of course I’m in.
And fluffer nutters are da bomb. Been years since I had one of those.
I’ve never had them!
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And whoo-hoo! Food! Bad for you food, even!
http://www.autumn-people.com/?p=7137
Bad for you food is the best!
Damned food Nazis. They’re like cockroaches.
Worse!
So do we like post food pictures here as well? like on this post or are you gonna have a food post for us or are we just supposed to go to yuba and post food oic cuz he said here or there so HELP!
You can email them to me or Yabu or send a link.
So now I’m obligated to make a food, take a crappy mobile phone pic of it, & then find an empty pipe to put it on? Ugh, where’s Algore when you need him?
Tube, not pipe. Sorry.
I am leaving your correction comment instead of correcting your original comment AND answering your correction comment so I can fluff my comment count! WEEEEE!!!
HaHa! It’ll be a’ight. AND you don’t really HAVE to cook- take pics of any food you eat! I’m certain it’s all irritating to a hater!
Ooooh! I love provoking haters! And you gave me something to post on, cuz I’m lazy like that. My offering:
http://xulsdarklight.blogspot.com/2012/09/national-irritate-food-pic-hater-food.html
Excellent!
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Oh wow. What am I in for. I’m torn between my food pic hating and my loyalty to you, the genius blogger that you are. …
Don’t you dare be hating on food pics!
SHIT! I didn’t notice this until my day is almost over (it’s Monday already). I’m all in (and will post links at Yabu’s blog. Today’s gonna be some bone marrow. That should get that haters hating!
Oh now I’m all curious about that. At first I was all “Oh NO she has cancer!” That’s how odd eating bone marrow is to me. Ha!
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