WEDNESDAY I spent another five hours with Jack today, with most of it being spent working with him and his physical therapist. He’s about the same and we all agree that the only time he really sleeps is when I’m alone with him in a room. I hum [...]
I had a telephone conference with my broker yesterday because apparently my empire has grown so huge they needed to know what direction to take with the shitload of money I have (READ: they were worried I was homeless by now). We discussed where my money would be shifted around after I told him I wanted to retire [...]
That’s right; I’m a pastor in The Church of the Latter-Day Dude. When I told J he was all “Umm, okay if you say so.” and I said “Seriously, the site said I could even marry people, but to check with my state’s laws first!” and J said [...]
