A couple of weeks ago, I picked up my friend Amy and we went to Charleston to do some shopping. Now, anyone who’s ever been to Charleston, South Carolina knows there’s only one thing worse than the traffic on those narrow streets meant for horse and buggy, and that’s the parking. Once we arrived we drove forever looking for [...]
I think they’re trying to kill me at work, and not with a heavy work-load or shit like that, though they’ve tried. No, I think they’re using chemical warfare. I think they’re piping in some kind of toxic sleeping gas into the ventilation system. It’s the only answer to why work is the only place [...]
The latest thing on the Internet is to shame your pets when they misbehave. I’m going to do this and see if it works, since love and obedience training has failed miserably. Although, shaming my dog Jack will probably require hiring a full-time photographer and shame card writer. I better win the lottery [...]
