Driving Phobia #184
A couple of weeks ago, I picked up my friend Amy and we went to Charleston to do some shopping. Now, anyone who’s ever been to Charleston, South Carolina knows there’s only one thing worse than the traffic on those narrow streets meant for horse and buggy, and that’s the parking. Once we arrived we drove forever looking for [...]
At least there won’t be any “stiff” competition.
Me: “I just entered the Cheez-It Hand Model Contest on Facebook! I took a picture of my hand feeding my dinosaurs.”
J: “I don’t see it in their gallery.”
Me: “Oh, it will probably take a few days to show up. I’m sure they have to go through them [...]
Thinning the herd one heifer at a time.
I think they’re trying to kill me at work, and not with a heavy work-load or shit like that, though they’ve tried. No, I think they’re using chemical warfare. I think they’re piping in some kind of toxic sleeping gas into the ventilation system. It’s the only answer to why work is the only place [...]
Thelma had to go back to the veterinarian Friday for a routine test. This is her story-
The latest thing on the Internet is to shame your pets when they misbehave. I’m going to do this and see if it works, since love and obedience training has failed miserably. Although, shaming my dog Jack will probably require hiring a full-time photographer and shame card writer. I better win the lottery [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.