Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
From the monthly archives: July 2012
That’s just a fraction of my stash of energy mixes I am constantly putting in my water at work all day, every day. This after a quad-shot iced venti latte from Starbucks every morning. One day my heart’s just going to explode in my chest, or more than likely, every blood vessel’s going to explode in my [...]
I was going to sign up for Instagram this weekend but decided not to. It’s another social network/photo share site where you take pictures with your cell phone, convert them to look like bad faded polaroids, and post them for your “friends” to see. I didn’t sign up because I figured it’d just turn into a train wreck like my Twitter did. [...]
Two years ago I saw a spectacular house in an idyllic neighborhood and I started to dream of baby goats and daisy bikes. It took my legal team (Read: one cross-eyed paralegal with ADD) two years to finally make that dream a reality due to tax liens, a family feud, and murder. Okay, I made [...]
Richelle: “Someone said the Jackson family is fighting. I need details!”
Me: “Guuuurl, I heard they went all Jerry Springer up in that mansion! Janet Jackson told Michael’s daughter, Paris, she was a spoiled bitch and Paris smacked her and Janet started smacking the hell out of her and Tito and Jermaine jumped in and their [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Who cares about Spock?
- Just a normal day in Russia.
- Song made entirely of Mike Tyson quotes.
- Waking up a hungover teen.
- Fast Food Ice.
- Drunk Voicemail Message.
- Meanwhile in Russia…
- A Mantidfly.
- Caught Cheating.
- Real Life Heroes.
- John Merritt, Wood Carver.
- Dog sings along with Adele.
- Corgi Mixes.
- George Takei Responds To "Traditional" Marriage Fans.
- Running in a White Neighborhood.
- I'm going to miss these two.
- Best Costumes and Makeup of 2012.
- Eye Makeup.
- Why I like Jennifer Lawrence.
- Father's Advice to Daughter.
- Upper Body Strength.
- Labor Pain Simulation.
- Chihuahua hates taking baths.
- Printers are scary.
- This rat thinks he's a dog.
