On being maternal and shit.
One question people have always asked me is “You really never want/or wanted kids?” And when I reply “No, I never do/did.” they look at me all weird and confused. I just stare back at them like they’re intrusive and rude. But they usually don’t get it so what I’ve started doing lately is elaborating and embellishing my responses just for [...]
I have a friend who sends me celebrity porn because celibrity porn is hysterical. The last one they sent was of Nadya Suleman, also known as Octomom. I wasn’t going to look at it, because technically she isn’t a celebrity, just a nut-job that popped out a thousand kids and refuses to get a real job, but curiosity [...]
Sunday morning I had to slam on brakes and swerve at least four times due to squirrels darting out in front of my car. At first I thought it was some kind of Omen thing, like when all the animals in the zoo threw themselves at Damien in a blind rage, but then I remembered I’m not Satan’s [...]
Crashing God’s BBQ.
My friend Richelle and I went shopping this weekend because that’s what we do best, second to drinking of course. We went downtown because there are different stores there other than the same ole’ same ole’ in the suburban malls. When we were finished and began driving out of town, we both decided we were starving and were [...]
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