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This is an actual conversation J and I had in the car this past weekend:
Me: “I need to get to Sally’s Beauty Supply before they close. They’re having a sale on nail polish.”
J: “Don’t you think you have enough? I’ve seen your collection. You have every color known to mankind.”
Me: “There’s no such thing as ‘too much nail polish’ and I don’t have ‘every color known to mankind’. And anyway, there’s always a ‘matte’ or ‘shiny’ version of every color.”
J: “Good Lord. You need an intervention.”
Me: “You need to shut your pie-hole about my nail polish. Besides, I need to take pictures of my polished nails for my blog. And you need to learn to be more supportive!”
J: “You do know you’re never going to be a hand model, right?”
Me: slams on brakes “Get out of my car, Dream Hater!”
Now here’s a shitty camera phone picture of my hand model hands choking a chicken because I DON’T GIVE UP ON MY DREAMS. Just ask George Clooney:
Damn…my response lower down was supposed to go here in regard to your “over 20″ bottles .
Clever..
You could have 100 bottles of nail polish and saying you had over 20 would still be a true statement.
LOL
I’ll have to start saying that about how many I have and the # of pens I have as well. I can’t go into Office Depot (or anywhere else that sells anything to write with) without going to look at the pens/markers/etc.
Ex: I have a ballpoint from Shrek the Third with Puss n Boots on it and when you push the end of the pen, a sound byte plays from Antonio Banderas as P.I.B.
There are 4 different lines he says.
I just wanted to say, all joking aside, thank you for your service, in what ever capacity it was. because of people like you I had a fabulous weekend with my family. Truely, thank you.
Memorial Day was for remembrance of those that gave their lives for this great Nation of ours, to them you owe your wonderful weekend, and every day of freedom, with your family. But you are welcome, it was an honor serving.
Ohh…I’m guessing that number is Way too modest.
I know I have over 40 and my fingernails aren’t even painted most of the time…But my toes are usually a color that I only find at Sally’s “Nina Ultra PRO” brand and color “Punki Pink”. It’s like an electric coral pink.
Stop telling J you need more nail polish…tell him you’re going to go make an additional investment in your future career. It’s like tuition, only pretty.
Hmmm…you should put a page or tab up top labelled Nail Polish, or maybe Hand Portfolio, or something, and when people click on it, they can see a collection of shots of your hands sporting every color of polish imaginable.
Just an idea.
Hmmm…speaking of your hand modelling, what are ya going to do if you ever run across your ‘hand twin’?
J: “You do know you’re never going to be a hand model, right?”
I still stunned that someone would say that to another person especially one that’s driving a car at the time. Did you run him over after you kicked his ass out?
Poor J…he will NEVER learn!! He’s the very definition of insanity!! Saying the same stupid things over and over & expecting a different result. I think he should be terribly pleased that you’re collecting Nail Polish and not expensive baubles from the jewelry store!! As hobbies go…Nail Polish is a cheap & cheerful endevor! By the way…whereever did you find that EXCELLENT chicken in a top hat??
I don’t personally use nail polish, but I understand the obsessive nature of compulsive nail-polishers. I’ve watched my wife paint then remove, sometimes as many as a bunch of times.
I will occasionally put on a disguise and get a manicure. It’s the second major time a young Vietnamese woman has offered to do something to me for ten dollars, the first being many, many years ago. However, due to the nasty toes I have, there will be no pedicures.
Like you care, of course, unless I email you some more goat pictures.
If I had to hide my shoes there’d be a divorce in the works immediately (or, I could smother him with a pillow; that’s cheaper than lawyer fees)! I feel bad for your friends.
I fully understand your obsession with nail polish. My nail polish addiction goes back many years and has been escalating lately with all the new fads. I easily have more than 100 bottles of polish! Have you tried the new magnetic polishes? They come with a magnet on the cap and it creates a metallic wave design when you hold the magnet over your nail. Can’t wait to try the ones I bought this weekend!
Your post gave me an idea, but I don’t know how to bring it to market: A nail polish station, just like the paint department at the box store. All you buy is white, then pick your shade and they mix it on the spot. If you figure it out, I want a cut for the idea.
I have a question: Is that J’s chicken? If so, do you think he might have tricked you?
Remember wayyy back in the day, you had to wait for Halloween to roll around, and if you were lucky, you might score a blue or green polish? The rest of the year it was just red or boring.
And then Urban Decay came along….then Chanel saw $$$ signs…and now, poof! Nail COLOR!!
(Hmmm…just writing out that timeline made me feel so old!)
At this link, http://www.makeupalley.com/product/showreview.asp/ItemId=97267/Nina_Ul The color circle and pic of the bottle are Not true to life especially the bottle, but the color descriptions in the reviews are accurate. It is a hot, neon pink.
It has not been my experience that this color peels like the reviewers claim. When I get a pedicure and have this color put on, it stays on very well. It doesn’t peel off my toes easily at all. My toes still have 95% of the polish on them from a pedicure May 12th !!
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Having too much nail polish?? That’s like saying a woman should only have one pocketbook. He’s the one that needs the intervention!!
You’d think he’d learned by now.
OH J……… J, J, J, J, J. Honey, Never Never tell a woman she has “TOO MUCH” of anything, cuz you will soooooooooooooo lose that argument.
Again, you’d think he’d learn.
Love that color, that’s really nice. J, you are such a man……… Nuff said.
Ain’t he though!
I still wanna see one of each color, that would be fun. If you have more than ten you can do your toes too!
I have more than twenty.
Damn…my response lower down was supposed to go here in regard to your “over 20″ bottles .
Clever..
You could have 100 bottles of nail polish and saying you had over 20 would still be a true statement.
LOL
I’ll have to start saying that about how many I have and the # of pens I have as well. I can’t go into Office Depot (or anywhere else that sells anything to write with) without going to look at the pens/markers/etc.
Ex: I have a ballpoint from Shrek the Third with Puss n Boots on it and when you push the end of the pen, a sound byte plays from Antonio Banderas as P.I.B.
There are 4 different lines he says.
Ha! Never give out more information than necessary.
choking a chicken !!!!!!! hhahahhahahahhahahahh Now thats funny.
Not just any chicken- a chicken wearing a top hat.
OOooooohh I likes me some green. I bet that will look great with your red hair.
It does indeed.
I just wanted to say, all joking aside, thank you for your service, in what ever capacity it was. because of people like you I had a fabulous weekend with my family. Truely, thank you.
Memorial Day was for remembrance of those that gave their lives for this great Nation of ours, to them you owe your wonderful weekend, and every day of freedom, with your family. But you are welcome, it was an honor serving.
Well, we all thought you were a zombie, thus the confusion here.
Well a hope a good-looking zombie at least.
Yes, with beautiful model hands wrapped around a hobo gun.
Ha!
Ohh…I’m guessing that number is Way too modest.
I know I have over 40 and my fingernails aren’t even painted most of the time…But my toes are usually a color that I only find at Sally’s “Nina Ultra PRO” brand and color “Punki Pink”. It’s like an electric coral pink.
I like hot pink or red toes myself.
I thought you assassinated zombies !….
Thank You for your service in our military !
(If you’d stayed in, I’m sure you’d be General by now.)
I’m pretty sure I would have been General too! HA! HA!
Nice color – I need to do my nails right now.
Do them!
Chicken in a top hat!!!!! That is just as good as Chicken in a party hat!
It’s kinda hard to top a chick in a part hat.
Or a chicken in my tummy
OMG Paula Deen’s chicken!
Oh, now THAT color looks fabulous on you.
Ok, every color does. Stop choking the chicken, though. J will get jealous.
Haha! I knew you’d get it!
As any fool can see, J. is totally mistaken! You are already a hand model and deservedly so. Maybe if he tried nail polish he’d like it!
HA! He’d have to be rendered unconscious first. Hmmm….
Stop telling J you need more nail polish…tell him you’re going to go make an additional investment in your future career. It’s like tuition, only pretty.
Usually when I tell him that I’m buying lottery tickets and gin.
Hmmm…you should put a page or tab up top labelled Nail Polish, or maybe Hand Portfolio, or something, and when people click on it, they can see a collection of shots of your hands sporting every color of polish imaginable.
Just an idea.
Hmmm…speaking of your hand modelling, what are ya going to do if you ever run across your ‘hand twin’?
I would have to kill her, or at the very least fuck up her hand with a brick or something.
Also, I should hire you as my agent.
J: “You do know you’re never going to be a hand model, right?”
I still stunned that someone would say that to another person especially one that’s driving a car at the time. Did you run him over after you kicked his ass out?
Ha! No. But I’m looking into having an ejector seat installed.
That would be brilliant, like James Bond with the little button on the gear shift. I wonder if BMW offers that as an option?
I’d buy one. I mean, if I won the lottery.
Poor J…he will NEVER learn!! He’s the very definition of insanity!! Saying the same stupid things over and over & expecting a different result. I think he should be terribly pleased that you’re collecting Nail Polish and not expensive baubles from the jewelry store!! As hobbies go…Nail Polish is a cheap & cheerful endevor! By the way…whereever did you find that EXCELLENT chicken in a top hat??
Pier 1. It sits on my desk.
I don’t personally use nail polish, but I understand the obsessive nature of compulsive nail-polishers. I’ve watched my wife paint then remove, sometimes as many as a bunch of times.
I will occasionally put on a disguise and get a manicure. It’s the second major time a young Vietnamese woman has offered to do something to me for ten dollars, the first being many, many years ago. However, due to the nasty toes I have, there will be no pedicures.
Like you care, of course, unless I email you some more goat pictures.
She love your nails long time, Joe?
YES more goat pics!
With you, it’s nail polish.
With me, it’s shoes (and boots and sandals).
Fortunatly for me, Angry figured out that asking “How many shoes can you possibly wear at one time?” was useless.
He just shakes his head when I walk in with 8 or 10 new pairs.
At least you don’t hide them in your trunk like some of my friends sadly do.
If I had to hide my shoes there’d be a divorce in the works immediately (or, I could smother him with a pillow; that’s cheaper than lawyer fees)! I feel bad for your friends.
I tell them to smother their husbands too, but they don’t listen to me.
I fully understand your obsession with nail polish. My nail polish addiction goes back many years and has been escalating lately with all the new fads. I easily have more than 100 bottles of polish! Have you tried the new magnetic polishes? They come with a magnet on the cap and it creates a metallic wave design when you hold the magnet over your nail. Can’t wait to try the ones I bought this weekend!
Ohhhhh now I’ll have to go back and get some!
Your post gave me an idea, but I don’t know how to bring it to market: A nail polish station, just like the paint department at the box store. All you buy is white, then pick your shade and they mix it on the spot. If you figure it out, I want a cut for the idea.
I have a question: Is that J’s chicken? If so, do you think he might have tricked you?
HA! No, it’s my Top Hat Chicken.
You might be on to something there with that Nail Paint Station.
Nails have been did up proper. I am so jealous. I can’t keep a manicure looking nice past about 4 hours.
Girl, go get a Shellac Manicure then! That shit lasts and doesn’t ruin your nails like the fake nails. If I get a Shellac done it stays put for weeks!
Remember wayyy back in the day, you had to wait for Halloween to roll around, and if you were lucky, you might score a blue or green polish? The rest of the year it was just red or boring.
And then Urban Decay came along….then Chanel saw $$$ signs…and now, poof! Nail COLOR!!
(Hmmm…just writing out that timeline made me feel so old!)
I used to go to Charlotte NC just to get Channel’s Vamp.
I am so thankful for blue polish, by the way. Weird I know, but I love it.
At this link, http://www.makeupalley.com/product/showreview.asp/ItemId=97267/Nina_Ul The color circle and pic of the bottle are Not true to life especially the bottle, but the color descriptions in the reviews are accurate. It is a hot, neon pink.
It has not been my experience that this color peels like the reviewers claim. When I get a pedicure and have this color put on, it stays on very well. It doesn’t peel off my toes easily at all. My toes still have 95% of the polish on them from a pedicure May 12th !!
HA! My toe polish usually last a long time too.
Whoa !
Have you seen this FB page with all the custom painted nails ?
Some of those are AWESOME !
“I Love Nail Polish”
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/pages/I-Love-Nail-Polish/378135732227144
Some are awesome. I collect some ideas from Pinterest too.
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Do you ever get high from the smell?
Ha! No.