I have a friend named Anna who introduced me to this Dutch dish. It’s one of my favorite salad dishes of all time. She also told me one of my favorite stories of anyone’s childhood EVER. Both of her parents are from Amsterdam and came to live in South Carolina [...]
If this shit doesn’t stop, I’m going to name my car “The Wildlife Manager.”
Yesterday I was driving to work at o’dark thirty in the morning, listening to some Nicki Minaj on the radio, trying to figure out what in the hell she was rapping about, when suddenly a small brown creature jump out from the grass on the ride side of the road. It was a rabbit. It stopped directly [...]
Haters Gonna Hate.
This is an actual conversation J and I had in the car this past weekend:
Me: “I need to get to Sally’s Beauty Supply before they close. They’re having a sale on nail polish.”
J: “Don’t you think you have enough? I’ve seen your collection. You have every color known to mankind.”
Me: “There’s no [...]
It’s like a superpower or something.
Living in the Bible Belt of the South, I sometimes find myself accidentally caught in the middle of a lot of mind-numbing religious conversations. The conversations usually start out casually about a different topic completely and then suddenly veer into talking about church or Jesus or God. I have trained myself to just kind of nod [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.