I have a friend named Anna who introduced me to this Dutch dish. It’s one of my favorite salad dishes of all time. She also told me one of my favorite stories of anyone’s childhood EVER. Both of her parents are from Amsterdam and came to live in South Carolina [...]
Yesterday I was driving to work at o’dark thirty in the morning, listening to some Nicki Minaj on the radio, trying to figure out what in the hell she was rapping about, when suddenly a small brown creature jump out from the grass on the ride side of the road. It was a rabbit. It stopped directly [...]
This is an actual conversation J and I had in the car this past weekend:
Me: “I need to get to Sally’s Beauty Supply before they close. They’re having a sale on nail polish.”
J: “Don’t you think you have enough? I’ve seen your collection. You have every color known to mankind.”
Me: “There’s no [...]
Living in the Bible Belt of the South, I sometimes find myself accidentally caught in the middle of a lot of mind-numbing religious conversations. The conversations usually start out casually about a different topic completely and then suddenly veer into talking about church or Jesus or God. I have trained myself to just kind of nod [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Bose, known for its audio equipment, makes suspension that can make a car jump over obstacles!
- This is why the chicken crossed the road.
- Your mustache will never be this great.
- Cooking crabs for the first time.
- I'm the Aplha Monkey.
- Siri is an asshole.
- Idiot Fencing.
- Saving Baby Ducks.
- Goat and Monkey.
- Yeah, why?
- Good Guy Zach.
- New Castle, OK Tornado.
- The Beautiful Works of Ellen June.
- Dog trying to play with his master (who was deployed) over FaceTime.
- Alex the Parrot.
- Holiday Etiquette.
- Speed Kills.
- Who cares about Spock?
- Just a normal day in Russia.
- Song made entirely of Mike Tyson quotes.
- Waking up a hungover teen.
- Fast Food Ice.
- Drunk Voicemail Message.
- Meanwhile in Russia…
- A Mantidfly.



