I haven’t handed out this many dollars since the last time the Chippendales were in town.
You MUST win! (And take me with you- I’ll open the trunk for you lol)
Say you’ll split the gas and you’re in. Ha!
Good luck. The last time the Chippendales were in town I went. Yes I did,looking to catch some run-off.Those girls are all hot and bothered, and I figured I might get in on some action. If you want, I’ll drive and put you in the trunk with him, film it, and split some serious blackmail money with you. Sounds like an opportunity to make some dough, or half a floor in his Italian crib. I’m open to suggestions.
Dude, just the thought of me in a sex tape made me laugh, and throw up in my mouth a little. I’D pay to have it destroyed, so that blackmail idea is off the table.
Yabu didn’t say anything about sex. I think he just implied a little light bondage. Or maybe a ransom photo. Take the Whore’s money and then tell her Boo decided to stay with you after all and use it to start a foster home for orphaned baby goats.
You’re my new life coach.
I don’t know. I’d probably pay about twelve dollars for your sex tape, as long as there was a goat documentary on the DVD as well. As long as they weren’t the same thing…
GOOD LAWD don’t make me throw up in mouth.
Alison might be on to something.
I just hope Obama doesn’t Clooney-block you wanting to talk about the ECONOMY or some bullshit!
I will punch him in the throat if he even tries.
I am afraid that I already won. Uncirculated 10′s and 20′s Brown paper bag. I will be wearing a red carnation. ps- I have a dollar, and some candy little girl.
I knew you’ve been dreaming of him.
Im surprised your bank didn’t OFFER to loan you the $100.00 in dollars!
p.s. I hope you win or at least get a hand written thank you card from your boo with his #!
$100 is chump-change when it comes to my Boo.
P.S. I hope I do too.
Damn, Yabu had the same idea I had. I was going to offer my services. I’d drive the car for ya, and you could enjoy a coast to coast trip in a trunk with Georgie boy. I’d also use some expertise and make the trunk crib super comfortable for you and your boo. We’re talking soft mattress, in-trunk bar, and piped in music (as loud as ya want). I’ll even volunteer to be the one to throw a sack over Clooney and haul him to your car and throw him in the trunk for ya.
Of course, there’s a price. We’re talking a couple nights in a hotel for me before you arrive and the event happens, so I could enjoy some sun and sand before committing kidnapping and getting the FBI on my tail.
DEAL! That’s the sweetest deal I’ve heard so far.
Shiiiit, girl, if Obama gets re-elected, it’ll be ALL YOUR FAULT.
I know! I just didnt know how to put the horror into words!
Wouldn’t it be ironic if your plan fell in place and Clooney had E.D.? Oh, the horror.
I’ll have some pills for that in my other ring.
“What muffled screams, Officer ?”
Anne Taintor’s site ( http://annetaintor.com/ )
doesn’t have that on a key ring anymore.
But amazon has it !
HAHA! How fitting, eh?
I’m sure you aren’t going to win.
First, you threatened to punch the O in the throat if he blocked your way to Boo (PS – The Secret Service is on their way to your house right now).
Second, your $1 donations will be flagged for “cheapness” and you’ll be disqualified.
Sorry but them’s the rules!!!
Haters gotta hate. I WILL WIN!!
Much better than beaver-bucks!
p.s. I used to hide behind the name Nikki Rules, I’m in the process of outing myself… I’m still the same snarky ol’ self though.
Ahhh so there you are! Being snarky is fun, isn’t it?
Being snarky is my favorite kind of “ky” that is fully legal and accepted in public…
You go, girl. I’ll even forgive you for donating to O. I understand the imperatives of lust.
Gurllll- my love for my Boo trumps everything.
I’ve got $3 in my wallet you can have if you don’t tell THE BOSS. I’m not allowed to have real money because she says I’ll spend it. Isn’t that what it’s made for?
Yes it is. It is especially for donating to a worthy cause- me getting to Clooney’s house.
Scroll down until you get to Georgie boy…bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yes, that’s been all over the internet. He certainly grew up gorgeous.
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