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From the daily archives: Tuesday, April 24, 2012

My bank just called to see why I was making so many one dollar withdrawals on my debit card. I told them to shut up and transfer my savings and I’d be in later to apply for a loan.

By Laura On April 24, 2012 · 35 Comments

I haven’t handed out this many dollars since the last time the Chippendales were in town.

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