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Last Friday morning I was driving into work and I had my radio cranked like I always do, trying like hell to wake myself up and put myself into a good mood, when suddenly a song came on that I had never heard before. Immediately I was all “Ohhhh I like this song!” and I cranked it up even higher and started singing along, because basically like most pop songs, the chorus is just a few sentences sung over and over. I was dancing in my seat and making my concert face whilst singing at the top of my lungs and at the same time thinking to myself “I have to find out who does this so I can download it on iTunes when I get home.” So, the song ended much to my chagrin because I was enjoying the shit out of it, and I listened intently when the DJ came on to announce the song and artist.
“Boyfriend” by Justin Bieber.
KILL. ME. NOW.
P.S. I downloaded it and then I had J listen to it, not telling him who sang it. After it was done I was all “Isn’t it good?!” He just looked at me like I was fucking nuts and said something like “Jesus Christ Laura, that sounded like Justin Beiber!” Then he laughed his Nazi laugh when I told him it was Justin Beiber and he said ”You really need to go to a 12-step program to get over your addiction to crap music.” Then he laughed more of his Nazi laugh. Sonsabitch.
P.P.S. Now I’m posting the song so y’all can see it’s really not a bad song.
Okay. My name is Laura, and I’m addicted to crap music.
Katy Perry came out with a tune that caught my attention. I had no idea who it was the first time I heard the song, but eventually heard a dj announce the song and artist. I was a little ashamed, so I took care of my shame with scotch, which is known for its medicinal properties.
Give me a call and I will come over and tase you…but since I am 12, you will need to pick me up…and I would really appreciate a slurpy for my trouble. And a ring pop. And while we’re at the store, some porn.
A couple of things become clear to me as i read this. I miss SO much crap music because i don’t have a car…and i come HERE for my daily dose of DRAMA…LOL!! That Belgian video is HILARIOUS by the way!!
Don’t feel bad my bestie and I did the EXACT same thing. We both could have swore it was JT and JT is just hottness on a stick. Later she texted me with the bad news. I felt dirty and needed to shower.
Damn Laura, I feel your pain. The same thing happened to me when I was listening to a Miley Cyrus song. I loved it! Then when I found out who it was, I wanted to burst into flames, puke, and cry.
Its karma for the rendering of you in hell with the Justin Bieber t-shirt…karma, she is a byotch! I didn’t need the video to know it was crap and will join J in a heart Nazi laugh…does that make me a sonsabitch or a Nazi sonsabitch?
I still haven’t admitted to the hub that I have some Kesha and some Katy Perry on my iTunes. So far I have drawn the line at Bieber, though. But I understand your pain.
No clicky-clicky for me. I hear that and other pop shite just as bad at work. I work with teenage girls apparently, although they look like grown men on the outside.
The shame I feel for liking the Barenaked Ladies just became less painful, for your shame must be far worse. J is right–seek help.
ok, so you enjoy canukistanian singers?
that is treatable…
ketamine is a good place to start…
what i want to know is; what is this “nazi laugh” you are referring to?
examples would be appreciated…
It usually involves a monocle and a Turkish cigarette in one of those really long Greta Garbo cigarette holders, and it must…must be pompous and delivered from the diaphragm.
I must not have any stations programmed into my sirius radio bands that have ever played Bieber, cause I wouldn’t know his voice.
Doesn’t matter…..to each his own.
The song is crappy, I couldn’t listen to it all the way to the end. But I do know this: you loved it because its what you crave (a boyfriend with money to spend on you… swag swag swag)
p.s. what is swag? does it glitter?
OH. MY. GOD. You So need to hook the DIVINE Thelma up with Henri the French cat!!! It’s a match made in HEAVEN…LOL! The sheer combined dismissiveness would be AWSOME!!
I almost lost my drink through my nose I was laughing so hard. I’ll hand it to you though. If that had been me, I would NEVER, ever admit it, not even to my mom who has alzheimers. I have Sirius too and that saves me from crappy pop songs. Sirius is worth every penny.
I did click link. Immediately upon hearing Beiber’s shrill ass voice I became convulsing uncontrollably and spewed green puke while my head rotated 360 degrees. In fact my feet came a few feet off the floor too! However, your one redeeming point may be….hell, there isn’t one.
i let the kids play music in my van a couple of weeks ago and I too was dancing in my seat, then groaned very loudly when I found it was One Direction (which is considerably worse than Bieber)
Ugh, I can’t believe I made it through the whole thing without stabbing ice picks through my ear drums. Jesus fucking christ that shit ought to be regulated by the government and have warning labels on it.
I cannot stand Justin Bieber, but I cannot judge ya without being a total hypocrite. I owned an eight track of KC and the Sunshine Band back in the day. Disco, baybee!
I like crappy music too!
(I secretly like Justin Bieber!!) LOL!
I’m tellin’…
He sounds like Justin Timberlake on that song.
He really does. (Who sings crappy songs too.)
Hi Laura,
J is right. You are musically challenged.
Please give J a fist bump for me.
Dave
A fist bump in the throat. Ha!
You need a new radio.
*Hangs my head*
Katy Perry came out with a tune that caught my attention. I had no idea who it was the first time I heard the song, but eventually heard a dj announce the song and artist. I was a little ashamed, so I took care of my shame with scotch, which is known for its medicinal properties.
Y’all are music scientists.
Classic case of Wham!nesia. The only cure is gin.
Minus the tonic on this one.
Give me a call and I will come over and tase you…but since I am 12, you will need to pick me up…and I would really appreciate a slurpy for my trouble. And a ring pop. And while we’re at the store, some porn.
HAHAH! No porn for you!
A couple of things become clear to me as i read this. I miss SO much crap music because i don’t have a car…and i come HERE for my daily dose of DRAMA…LOL!! That Belgian video is HILARIOUS by the way!!
Everything is DRAMA here. I should put up a button.
Don’t feel bad my bestie and I did the EXACT same thing. We both could have swore it was JT and JT is just hottness on a stick. Later she texted me with the bad news. I felt dirty and needed to shower.
I thought it was Timberlake too! I died a little inside.
Sorry, I only got to 35 seconds before wanting to shoot myself.
I’m usually that way with his stuff!!
Damn Laura, I feel your pain. The same thing happened to me when I was listening to a Miley Cyrus song. I loved it! Then when I found out who it was, I wanted to burst into flames, puke, and cry.
I still like that song, though.
You just have to learn to live with the shame.
Its karma for the rendering of you in hell with the Justin Bieber t-shirt…karma, she is a byotch! I didn’t need the video to know it was crap and will join J in a heart Nazi laugh…does that make me a sonsabitch or a Nazi sonsabitch?
BOTH! Ha!
no, it is crap
It is. And I LOVE IT!!! Ha! Kinda like Twilight.
Ha! You’re a Belieber!
NooooooOOOOOooooo!
It’s like I don’t even know you…
I always said I LOVE trashy-ass pop music! You just don’t listen! Ha!
I expected THAT of Richelle, NOT you. Ha!
byw, how is she and the HAWT Shawn/Sean?
She is sassy as ever and Sean is hanging in there. Ha!
I don’t know Laura. The Biebs? J makes a good point.
I am ashammed.
Soooooo not clicking on that.
I have standards.
They may still be low ones, but they rise above clicking on Bieber’s song.
FORGIVE ME!!
Justin Bieber, the culmination of musical evolution.
We are so screwed.
You need to listen to some heavy metal and drink tequila until your clothes fall off. Then you may have a chance at being cured.
I do that too!! Ha!
I still haven’t admitted to the hub that I have some Kesha and some Katy Perry on my iTunes. So far I have drawn the line at Bieber, though. But I understand your pain.
But he sounds like Timberlake!
No clicky-clicky for me. I hear that and other pop shite just as bad at work. I work with teenage girls apparently, although they look like grown men on the outside.
The shame I feel for liking the Barenaked Ladies just became less painful, for your shame must be far worse. J is right–seek help.
I am ashamed! Isn’t that enough?
ok, so you enjoy canukistanian singers?
that is treatable…
ketamine is a good place to start…
what i want to know is; what is this “nazi laugh” you are referring to?
examples would be appreciated…
J is a Nazi. One day I may record him.
It usually involves a monocle and a Turkish cigarette in one of those really long Greta Garbo cigarette holders, and it must…must be pompous and delivered from the diaphragm.
With a Prussian accent, of course.
HAHAH!
I’m NOOOOOT clicking on that.
I love crappy pop music too but I draw the line at (oh, I hate to even type this) Justin Bieber!
However, I will not judge you (unlike Thelma!).
Thelma looks at me now with such disdain. If she could only read…
I must not have any stations programmed into my sirius radio bands that have ever played Bieber, cause I wouldn’t know his voice.
Doesn’t matter…..to each his own.
I just like shit I can sing to and makes me wanna dance.
The song is crappy, I couldn’t listen to it all the way to the end. But I do know this: you loved it because its what you crave (a boyfriend with money to spend on you… swag swag swag)
p.s. what is swag? does it glitter?
Psst..I have one. Ha!
OH. MY. GOD. You So need to hook the DIVINE Thelma up with Henri the French cat!!! It’s a match made in HEAVEN…LOL! The sheer combined dismissiveness would be AWSOME!!
I KNOW! Could you even imagine?
After reading yet another exchange between you two, I still can’t decide who I’d rather grab a few beer with – you or J.
HA! We could throw darts after a few and see how many people we send to the ER.
I almost lost my drink through my nose I was laughing so hard. I’ll hand it to you though. If that had been me, I would NEVER, ever admit it, not even to my mom who has alzheimers. I have Sirius too and that saves me from crappy pop songs. Sirius is worth every penny.
Ha! I like listening to the local station on my way into work!
Well, I no longer feel the need to mock your grammar and/or spelling. Your taste in music, on the other hand…
Ha! Have at it all!
I did click link. Immediately upon hearing Beiber’s shrill ass voice I became convulsing uncontrollably and spewed green puke while my head rotated 360 degrees. In fact my feet came a few feet off the floor too! However, your one redeeming point may be….hell, there isn’t one.
I admit my shame!
i let the kids play music in my van a couple of weeks ago and I too was dancing in my seat, then groaned very loudly when I found it was One Direction (which is considerably worse than Bieber)
Ha! I agree. But sometimes you’re just in a mood to dance.
Ugh, I can’t believe I made it through the whole thing without stabbing ice picks through my ear drums. Jesus fucking christ that shit ought to be regulated by the government and have warning labels on it.
HAHAHA!
I cannot stand Justin Bieber, but I cannot judge ya without being a total hypocrite. I owned an eight track of KC and the Sunshine Band back in the day. Disco, baybee!
Shake shake shake shake your booty!
As a major Rebecca Black (!) booster, I am disinclined to poke fun at fans of the Biebs.
(Besides, I actually paid for a Bieber track on iTunes – this one.)
SEE? Shit happens sometimes. Ha!
I downloaded it after I heard it last week. No shame. I love crap music too.
If I can sing it and dance to it, it’s on my iPod.
I only got halfway through it. It’s fucking horrible.
NOOOOO! Well, okay, yes it is.
All I can say to you is: I’m sorry. (Not really but Justin Bieber? Really? *giggle*)
Giggle, Laugh, Cry
Yes really, Beiber!
I caught my husband humming a Justin B song yesterday morning. His family and I are planning an intervention.
HA! That’s what everyones telling me.
Such a waste of 1′s and 0′s.
(But then, I like Slipknot, so, you know, to each his own.)