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He’s a little bit country and I’m a little bit WHORE. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

I want to take this opportunity to officially add another victim guy to my Imaginary Boyfriend List.

Mr. Blake Shelton, country singer and one of the hosts of “The Voice.” I don’t know what it is, I don’t even care for country music, but I want this man. Yes, I know he’s married, so are others on my Imaginary Boyfriend List. But like everything else unpleasant, I just don’t think about it. Really the only thing that gets one barred or kicked off my list is if they start becoming big-time breeders, like Brad Pitt. This is why David Beckham is on the verge of being booted, but his six-pack and abs and fancy talkin’ have kept him hanging in there.  

And I know what y’all are thinking, “What about George Clooney? Oh MY GOD! I thought she loved George Clooney!” Well, George is my Boo and my Number One, but you can’t put all your crazy in one basket.

Call me, Blake…or George…

43 Comments
 

43 Responses to He’s a little bit country and I’m a little bit WHORE.

  1. Jennifer says:

    I want him too! He just seems so nice on The Voice.

  2. Heather says:

    I wouldn’t kick him out of bed.lol

  3. Josephina says:

    I love this entry’s title.

    Blake Shelton is like a regular Joe, I think that makes him sexy.

  4. Sophia says:

    I tried to put my crazy in a basket, but it kept leaking out. I have to use pickle buckets.

  5. Tink says:

    How did you find him? you dont watch the Voice, you dont like country music, How did you find my love? I can keep anything from you! ;(. OK deal time. I’ll share him if you share George….???? We can swap weekends. that way I can keep Johnny Depp in the rotation.

    • Laura says:

      I do watch The Voice- it’s American Idol I loathe.

      And no- I won’t share George.

      • SB Smith says:

        The Country Music Awards were on last night. I don’t watch that but if he was on it I thought you might have seen him there. I’ve never heard of him before, either. Other than Russell Crowe still being my #1, I like Gerard Butler.

        • Laura says:

          I didn’t see the CMAs, and the first I knew of Blake (yes, we’re on a first name basis) was on The Voice and I’ve been keeping my eye on him.

  6. Princess says:

    Yes he is “FINE” material. Nice choice. I went back and looked at your list. Nice list.I had to go take a shower… again…

  7. Twinkie says:

    yeah! Nice and that Brad Paisley isn’t bad either.

  8. Summertime says:

    Did you watch the country Music Awards last night? there was some Fine stuff struttin around that stage. mmmmmhum. Some real fine stuff.

  9. Holiday says:

    I wish he was smiling in your picture. he has great teeth…

  10. The Nickster says:

    While I don’t have six pack abs (more like a 40 ouncer), and I am married…I only have one kid and I can get rid of him if that will close the deal. Also…I have a taser. Do we have an arrangement?

  11. Hoody Hoo says:

    Dear GAWD, get outta my head! I just this very morning referred to myself as “the former Mrs. Shelton” on the radio!

  12. Alison says:

    “a little bit???”

  13. “You can’t put all your crazy in one basket.”

    Now, you tell me?

    No wonder I’ve worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
    I can’t even afford to bury the bodies. Well, I guess I could just toss them by the highway in Ohio and WV. That would spread the crazy around some.
    I’ll keep you posted.

  14. He looks very at home, and not pretencious.

    You have chosen….wisely ;)

  15. Pug Mahon says:

    I was always partial to Hoyt Axton myself. In a non-gay way, of course.

  16. Mark12A says:

    Here’s a deal: You work it out with Blake, and I’ll occupy his wife.

  17. Jeffro says:

    You should follow him on Twitter – he’s liked to get people riled up and mock them. Funny as hell – he’ll start something by stating just how drunk he is, then shoot down the nannies.

  18. Nicole says:

    All the crazy in one basket just tempts fate. I mean, what if it spilled and you lost all your crazy?

  19. One Crazed Chick says:

    Does he live closer than George? Maybe a road trip???

  20. Dannie says:

    nice, nice, although I’m a bit partial to the scruffy Billy Currington myself. Oh well, I’ll just secretly be all happy anytime my fiance serenades me with Currington’s songs.
    Yup that’s right…I went from having a boyfriend to fiance. Your blog is keeping me sane during wedding planning.

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