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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 He’s a little bit country and I’m a little bit WHORE. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
I want to take this opportunity to officially add another victim guy to my Imaginary Boyfriend List.
Mr. Blake Shelton, country singer and one of the hosts of “The Voice.” I don’t know what it is, I don’t even care for country music, but I want this man. Yes, I know he’s married, so are others on my Imaginary Boyfriend List. But like everything else unpleasant, I just don’t think about it. Really the only thing that gets one barred or kicked off my list is if they start becoming big-time breeders, like Brad Pitt. This is why David Beckham is on the verge of being booted, but his six-pack and abs and fancy talkin’ have kept him hanging in there.
And I know what y’all are thinking, “What about George Clooney? Oh MY GOD! I thought she loved George Clooney!” Well, George is my Boo and my Number One, but you can’t put all your crazy in one basket.
How did you find him? you dont watch the Voice, you dont like country music, How did you find my love? I can keep anything from you! ;(. OK deal time. I’ll share him if you share George….???? We can swap weekends. that way I can keep Johnny Depp in the rotation.
The Country Music Awards were on last night. I don’t watch that but if he was on it I thought you might have seen him there. I’ve never heard of him before, either. Other than Russell Crowe still being my #1, I like Gerard Butler.
While I don’t have six pack abs (more like a 40 ouncer), and I am married…I only have one kid and I can get rid of him if that will close the deal. Also…I have a taser. Do we have an arrangement?
No wonder I’ve worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I can’t even afford to bury the bodies. Well, I guess I could just toss them by the highway in Ohio and WV. That would spread the crazy around some.
I’ll keep you posted.
You should follow him on Twitter – he’s liked to get people riled up and mock them. Funny as hell – he’ll start something by stating just how drunk he is, then shoot down the nannies.
nice, nice, although I’m a bit partial to the scruffy Billy Currington myself. Oh well, I’ll just secretly be all happy anytime my fiance serenades me with Currington’s songs.
Yup that’s right…I went from having a boyfriend to fiance. Your blog is keeping me sane during wedding planning.
I want him too! He just seems so nice on The Voice.
That’s the first time I ever even heard of him- was on The Voice. I’ve been
stalkingkeeping an eye on him ever since.I wouldn’t kick him out of bed.lol
He can eat crackers and keep his boots on even.
I love this entry’s title.
Blake Shelton is like a regular Joe, I think that makes him sexy.
He does seem like a sweetheart.
I tried to put my crazy in a basket, but it kept leaking out. I have to use pickle buckets.
Or just line then with those plastic grocery bags. That seems to work too.
How did you find him? you dont watch the Voice, you dont like country music, How did you find my love? I can keep anything from you! ;(. OK deal time. I’ll share him if you share George….???? We can swap weekends. that way I can keep Johnny Depp in the rotation.
I do watch The Voice- it’s American Idol I loathe.
And no- I won’t share George.
The Country Music Awards were on last night. I don’t watch that but if he was on it I thought you might have seen him there. I’ve never heard of him before, either. Other than Russell Crowe still being my #1, I like Gerard Butler.
I didn’t see the CMAs, and the first I knew of Blake (yes, we’re on a first name basis) was on The Voice and I’ve been keeping my eye on him.
Yes he is “FINE” material. Nice choice. I went back and looked at your list. Nice list.I had to go take a shower… again…
TMI. Ha!
yeah! Nice and that Brad Paisley isn’t bad either.
I’ll have to google him. I really don’t know the country stars at all.
Did you watch the country Music Awards last night? there was some Fine stuff struttin around that stage. mmmmmhum. Some real fine stuff.
No I didn’t, but I think I will the rerun- I’m sure they run it on that CMT channel maybe?
I wish he was smiling in your picture. he has great teeth…
I was distracted looking at all his pics so I may not have chosen the best one.
While I don’t have six pack abs (more like a 40 ouncer), and I am married…I only have one kid and I can get rid of him if that will close the deal. Also…I have a taser. Do we have an arrangement?
HAHAHA!
You thought I was joking…
Dear GAWD, get outta my head! I just this very morning referred to myself as “the former Mrs. Shelton” on the radio!
HAHA! Don’t you just love him?!
“a little bit???”
HA! Okay, okay.. a big ole’ WHORE.
“You can’t put all your crazy in one basket.”
Now, you tell me?
No wonder I’ve worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I can’t even afford to bury the bodies. Well, I guess I could just toss them by the highway in Ohio and WV. That would spread the crazy around some.
I’ll keep you posted.
You shouldn’t be crossing state lines with your trunk full. That there may be Federal charges…just saying…
He looks very at home, and not pretencious.
You have chosen….wisely
I know, right? He seems like a really good dude.
I was always partial to Hoyt Axton myself. In a non-gay way, of course.
Dude, I had to google him! That’s how out of touch with country I am.
Here’s a deal: You work it out with Blake, and I’ll occupy his wife.
DEAL! I already have too many hookers in my trunk as it is.
You should follow him on Twitter – he’s liked to get people riled up and mock them. Funny as hell – he’ll start something by stating just how drunk he is, then shoot down the nannies.
OH HELL, I’d start up my Twitter for that.
All the crazy in one basket just tempts fate. I mean, what if it spilled and you lost all your crazy?
I would hate to lose all my crazy. Or even a tiny bit.
Does he live closer than George? Maybe a road trip???
HELL YEAH!
nice, nice, although I’m a bit partial to the scruffy Billy Currington myself. Oh well, I’ll just secretly be all happy anytime my fiance serenades me with Currington’s songs.
Yup that’s right…I went from having a boyfriend to fiance. Your blog is keeping me sane during wedding planning.
CONGRATS TO YOU!
It’s kind of scary that my blog is keeping someone sane though. Ha!