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This is why the cats can’t have nice things. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

Because Jack’s an asshole.

56 Comments
 

56 Responses to This is why the cats can’t have nice things.

  1. Jennifer says:

    OMG! LOL! He must really hate cat beds. lol

  2. Heather says:

    That Jack IS a bad dog!

  3. Yabu says:

    Reminds me of someone I know. I think it’s in their genes.

  4. BoneyButt says:

    But his cuteness makes up for it?????

  5. Putz says:

    OMG.. it’s the Napoleon syndrome… ferocious little heathen….

  6. Twinkie says:

    Now that would have been a great time to have had a video cam on him. Ha!Stinker.

  7. Princess says:

    Now, do you know for a fact, that was Jack? Did you SEE him. He just gets blamed for everything. Poor little sweet heart angel. Love you Jack!

    • Laura says:

      Well, I heard him growling and his feet prancing on the floor and when I looked in the room, the bed was on his head and he had stuffing in his mouth, so yeah, I’m pretty sure.

  8. Tink says:

    MMmmmmmmmm! cat farts. MMmmmmm!

  9. December Snow says:

    It’s the Cat Nip. It’s a gateway drug. they loose their minds and know not what they do… Those damn cats have got him hooked.

  10. Jess says:

    When you’re not around, the cats probably tease Jack unmercifully. Payback is hell.

  11. Hoody Hoo says:

    The Horde does that to their OWN toys… even dog-free cats can’t have nice things!

  12. Jena says:

    What an asshole. No more of mom’s dino’s for you to grab and go! try to get then yourself!

  13. The Nickster says:

    He and I clearly need to start hanging out.

  14. Momcat says:

    The only thing is to put the cute cat beds out of his reach like on a table or something.

  15. Fluffy says:

    That reminds me, I’m thinking of starting a band called “Angry Dachshunds”, what do you think?

  16. Kim says:

    I find something deeply disturbingly Freudian about that there picture.

    I know! It’s because it’s plaid, right?

  17. SB Smith says:

    Ohh, Jack is a very naughty doggie. He’s a candidate for Bad Dogs Calendar. ….FYI: My godparents had a Dachshund who didn’t tear Their stuff up, BUT their mail slot was in their front door and Jiggy (named WAY before that was a slang term) would literally destroy the mail. We’re talking shreds – all of it. It was so bad they set up a mail box just outside their front door so nothing would be coming inside the door. Jiggy was female….Heh, I guess telling the power or phone company “Gee, I’ve never seen that bill.” would only go so far when you knew the dog literally destroyed it.

  18. Well, if he is tormented by cats, that’s his payback, see??

  19. SB Smith says:

    LOL…I just now saw this and Had to bring it here.
    Jack would be so proud.
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  20. Jeffro says:

    Strong in this one is the “Tear Shit Up Force.”

  21. Alison says:

    Cats don’t like nice things anyway. They’re just a way to get the stoopid dog in trouble.

    Damn it’s like animal warfare all up in your crib, girl.

  22. Mark12A says:

    He’s probably warped from the picture you posted on him wearing prison stripes.

  23. Hound Doggy says:

    Maybe it was annoying your fleet of flying monkeys?

    And being flying monkeys….you know….they tore the stuffing out of it.

    HA!

  24. zonker says:

    In light of the outfits you’ve forced upon him, I’m willing to offer legal services to him on a pro bono basis. And by “pro bono”, I mean “pro bacon”.

  25. Libby says:

    I just want you to know, I deleted most of the blogs I was following….including some really well known blogs….but I kept yours. You are really funny. Thanks for the laughs!

  26. Mrs. Who says:

    We have two dogs and one cat. And yes, the dogs destroy anything the cat has.

    But she has the last laugh. Everyday, after breakfast, she craps in the yard…then reclines on the porch wall and laughs as the dogs fight each other to dig up and eat her little ‘gifts’.

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