Because Jack’s an asshole.
OMG! LOL! He must really hate cat beds. lol
He can’t beat up the cats so he destroys their things.
That Jack IS a bad dog!
Yes he is indeed.
Reminds me of someone I know. I think it’s in their genes.
But his cuteness makes up for it?????
It’s probably the only thing that saves him.
OMG.. it’s the Napoleon syndrome… ferocious little heathen….
He gets tormented by the cats, so this is what he does.
Now that would have been a great time to have had a video cam on him. Ha!Stinker.
He’s an asshole.
Now, do you know for a fact, that was Jack? Did you SEE him. He just gets blamed for everything. Poor little sweet heart angel. Love you Jack!
Well, I heard him growling and his feet prancing on the floor and when I looked in the room, the bed was on his head and he had stuffing in his mouth, so yeah, I’m pretty sure.
MMmmmmmmmm! cat farts. MMmmmmm!
Mmm? Evidently you don’t own cats. Ha! But yes, I imagine dogs enjoy it.
It’s the Cat Nip. It’s a gateway drug. they loose their minds and know not what they do… Those damn cats have got him hooked.
Nah. I think mainly it’s his insanity.
When you’re not around, the cats probably tease Jack unmercifully. Payback is hell.
I agree. I’ve caught them.
The Horde does that to their OWN toys… even dog-free cats can’t have nice things!
Your cats do that? Damn.
What an asshole. No more of mom’s dino’s for you to grab and go! try to get then yourself!
They are bad children.
He and I clearly need to start hanging out.
that is a given.
The only thing is to put the cute cat beds out of his reach like on a table or something.
And they knock them down!
That reminds me, I’m thinking of starting a band called “Angry Dachshunds”, what do you think?
I find something deeply disturbingly Freudian about that there picture.
I know! It’s because it’s plaid, right?
Ohh, Jack is a very naughty doggie. He’s a candidate for Bad Dogs Calendar. ….FYI: My godparents had a Dachshund who didn’t tear Their stuff up, BUT their mail slot was in their front door and Jiggy (named WAY before that was a slang term) would literally destroy the mail. We’re talking shreds – all of it. It was so bad they set up a mail box just outside their front door so nothing would be coming inside the door. Jiggy was female….Heh, I guess telling the power or phone company “Gee, I’ve never seen that bill.” would only go so far when you knew the dog literally destroyed it.
It never worked with homework either.
Well, if he is tormented by cats, that’s his payback, see??
And he LOVES doing it too.
LOL…I just now saw this and Had to bring it here.
Jack would be so proud.
“Demon Cat For Sale”
HAHAHA! He would be proud.
Strong in this one is the “Tear Shit Up Force.”
HA! From the Dark Side too.
Cats don’t like nice things anyway. They’re just a way to get the stoopid dog in trouble.
Damn it’s like animal warfare all up in your crib, girl.
It’s like a fucked up Disney movie here constantly.
He’s probably warped from the picture you posted on him wearing prison stripes.
Ha! I’ve posted worse!
Maybe it was annoying your fleet of flying monkeys?
And being flying monkeys….you know….they tore the stuffing out of it.
Maybe he IS a flying monkey! That would explain so much. Well, the banana peelings anyway.
He needs a costume with little purple wings…
He has one!
In light of the outfits you’ve forced upon him, I’m willing to offer legal services to him on a pro bono basis. And by “pro bono”, I mean “pro bacon”.
Ha! Like you’d get bacon out of him.
I just want you to know, I deleted most of the blogs I was following….including some really well known blogs….but I kept yours. You are really funny. Thanks for the laughs!
Awwww why thank you. I’m honored to have been spared.
We have two dogs and one cat. And yes, the dogs destroy anything the cat has.
But she has the last laugh. Everyday, after breakfast, she craps in the yard…then reclines on the porch wall and laughs as the dogs fight each other to dig up and eat her little ‘gifts’.
Every dog has their day. Shit eatin’ day that is.
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