Yesterday I had Chinese food for lunch and I had a very interesting fortune in my cookie. I forgot to take a picture of it, and then the little piece of paper ended up getting thrown away with the remains of my House Lo Mein, so I photoshopped one because I’m helpful like that.
I took it since “wished for” was past tense, I reflected back on what I had wished for that morning, then I sat back and waited. By the end of the day all of the Bunch O’Bitches were still alive.
Fucking lying-ass Chinese.53 Comments