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I know I haven’t been around much, but that’s all about to change soon. My Ten Plagues Finger Puppet Jazz Hands Interpretive Dance Presentation worked and they hired someone for my department. I’d write more about it except today I’m too busy putting up owl wall decals on my Hobbit bathroom wall.
There's motherfucking owls on my motherfucking walls and they're fabulous.
Why am I putting owl decals on my Hobbit bathroom wall? Because no one makes George Clooney wall decals. Duh.
we used to have an owl toilet seat… my
mom’s always been into owls… drunk neighbor wanders down one night and uses the bathroom, comes out and says, “Tired of that owl watching me, so I pissed on it.” He wasn’t allowed to use the owl bathroom anymore…
You really missed an opportunity to bail your sweet Boo out of jail the other day. Then you could have hung him on the wall to keep an eye on him and not let him skip out on your bail money.
I was gonna go in as his legal counsel since he was already cuffed and all and I figured I could have my way with him. He was released before I could get there. Dammit.
I suddenly have this wild urge to have a hobbit bathroom. I have 4 bathrooms at home and not ONE has a hobbit theme… How does one make it have a hobbit theme, though? Hmm. Owl decals seem to be important, but I am filled with curiosity about your hobbit bathroom, Laura. Does it have a really low toilet? Is the rug mossy and green? Oh! Is the doorway round??? These are things your public needs to know!!
Always have liked owls and we haz ‘em out on the prairie. There are the tiny burrowing owls that live in old prairie dog holes up to big barn owls and horned ones. I pissed a big horned owl off one night watching it through a night vision scope I had. It knew I could see it and he/she didn’t like it one bit.
Owls are silent killing machines, and that makes them cool as hell. Oh those burrowing ones are so cute. J has a bunch of owls out where he lives. I haven’t seen any around here in the city. I have seen hawks though.
If I had owls like those on my wall, I’d think of the owl from “The Wizard of Oz” and would whistle tunes from the movie as I went about my business. Now, since I mentioned this, you won’t be able to go in the bathroom without thinking of the Tin Man.
So I am pretty confident that Freud would say that you put these up because you are an attention whore and want someone to ogle you wide-eyed as you get out of the shower. Why they are wide-eyed is left to interpretation…but I imagine you can do a rendering. My advice…tase yourself but do it somewhere discreet. On your body I mean…not in front of the poor owls.
Owls are cool with me, but several nights ago we heard a loud screech. Unmistakable, it was an owl getting dinner. Probably a rabbit. Owls occasionally hunt in my back yard…on the Stretchengetti. So, I’ve been going out with Stretch every night when he does his final business of the day, or when it’s dark. The Stretchengetti is a dangerous place…Hawks, Owls, and no telling what else, and I don’t live out in the “country”.
Did you get your dog this weekend, and if so, what kind?
No, no. I have to go to training first ( learning what and how they want me to train) and then they have to inspect my house and meet my animals. There’s where I could fail miserably depending on Jack’s mood. Ha!
Jack has had hawks after him before. And an occasional mockingbird and squirrel! But I’ve never seen an owl go after him.
Love the owls !
I was looking for a shower curtain with a scary photo of a shark on it and I didn’t find exactly what I was looking for, but this site(if I understand correctly) can put just about any image you send them On A Shower Curtain !
I don’t see “actors” there, but you can always check. Also it may run you as high as $90. to have it done. Here’s the shower curtain page: http://www.design123print.com/?SectionCode=@shower-curtain&count=24
Maybe you can send them a pic of George for a shower curtain !….they transfer to other surfaces, too.
False. http://www.takiwall.com/77-634-thickbox/dubai-wall-sticker-george-clooney.jpg
In other news, a google image search of “george clooney wall decal” brings up your post about owls first.
Fuck. Now I want that like fire.
Fucking Bastard Amalou & Takiwall shit stole all of our dezigns. But soon facing his facing his trial in Dubai.
Anyway back to the subject. We have cooler wall tattoos.
we used to have an owl toilet seat… my
mom’s always been into owls… drunk neighbor wanders down one night and uses the bathroom, comes out and says, “Tired of that owl watching me, so I pissed on it.” He wasn’t allowed to use the owl bathroom anymore…
Ha! Fucking drunk neighbors.
I have developed an attraction to all things owl here lately. Especially after going to the Raptor Center and seeing so many.
ZOMG!!!!!
Frankly, I like the owls in the bathroom. The Clooney one you should place on the ceiling over your bed.
The real one needs cuffed to my bed. Wait, what?
Seriously cute owls. Very retro.
I think they turned out pretty cool lookin’.
You really missed an opportunity to bail your sweet Boo out of jail the other day. Then you could have hung him on the wall to keep an eye on him and not let him skip out on your bail money.
I was gonna go in as his legal counsel since he was already cuffed and all and I figured I could have my way with him. He was released before I could get there. Dammit.
I suddenly have this wild urge to have a hobbit bathroom. I have 4 bathrooms at home and not ONE has a hobbit theme… How does one make it have a hobbit theme, though? Hmm. Owl decals seem to be important, but I am filled with curiosity about your hobbit bathroom, Laura. Does it have a really low toilet? Is the rug mossy and green? Oh! Is the doorway round??? These are things your public needs to know!!
Ha! Mostly it is just wee and everything is just the right size for a hobbit.
But a round door would be so cool… Don’t think the hubby would go for it though. He’d be too tall to get in.
That would make the bathroom all the more special.
Always have liked owls and we haz ‘em out on the prairie. There are the tiny burrowing owls that live in old prairie dog holes up to big barn owls and horned ones. I pissed a big horned owl off one night watching it through a night vision scope I had. It knew I could see it and he/she didn’t like it one bit.
Owls are silent killing machines, and that makes them cool as hell. Oh those burrowing ones are so cute. J has a bunch of owls out where he lives. I haven’t seen any around here in the city. I have seen hawks though.
If I had owls like those on my wall, I’d think of the owl from “The Wizard of Oz” and would whistle tunes from the movie as I went about my business. Now, since I mentioned this, you won’t be able to go in the bathroom without thinking of the Tin Man.
You’re welcome.
I always think of the Scarecrow at work and sing “If I only had a brain.”
motherfucking “hooooo.” Also sprach der Owl.
Ha!
Didn’t you mean to say “…motherfucking fabulous”?
I’m trying to cut back on my swearing. Okay, I laughed.
Please tell me u get to train her properly! Holiday spider 101?
Imma gonna try, before she hets corrupted by all the bitchiness in the joint.
Im surprised you didn’t get the goat decals.
http://www.cafepress.com/+playful_goat_kids_wall_decal,573811686
Although the owls are very cute, in a non druggy 70s way. And I am going to have to take a look at the Clooney ones.
Too cute. I actually would love goat decals, but they’d have to have a certain look. Maybe like “stamp” and I’d put them as a wall border.
God, I am weird.
Who the hell wants to read a blog by a normal person??!!
I KNOW! It wouldn’t be much fun.
My niece LOVES owls. She calls out “Hoot!” whenever she sees them, and has owl decor in her bedroom.
Hoot!
Your neice has good taste. Ha!
Those owls are too spooky for me!
Spooky?! They’re adorable!
Also, I am unable to comment on your blog! It says I’m not signed into my WordPress acct! Craziness I tell you!
So I am pretty confident that Freud would say that you put these up because you are an attention whore and want someone to ogle you wide-eyed as you get out of the shower. Why they are wide-eyed is left to interpretation…but I imagine you can do a rendering. My advice…tase yourself but do it somewhere discreet. On your body I mean…not in front of the poor owls.
HAHA! If that were so they’d also be handing me a towel begging me “Cover that shit up, lady.”
who am I to judge. Reminder: rendering.
Owls are cool with me, but several nights ago we heard a loud screech. Unmistakable, it was an owl getting dinner. Probably a rabbit. Owls occasionally hunt in my back yard…on the Stretchengetti. So, I’ve been going out with Stretch every night when he does his final business of the day, or when it’s dark. The Stretchengetti is a dangerous place…Hawks, Owls, and no telling what else, and I don’t live out in the “country”.
Did you get your dog this weekend, and if so, what kind?
No, no. I have to go to training first ( learning what and how they want me to train) and then they have to inspect my house and meet my animals. There’s where I could fail miserably depending on Jack’s mood. Ha!
Jack has had hawks after him before. And an occasional mockingbird and squirrel! But I’ve never seen an owl go after him.
Damn, when i commented last night from my phone, it must not have taken!
I lurves the owls!
And I hope you get a hand in training the newbie! You know, mail room SHERIFF and holiday SPIDER!
I have really been into owls lately since meeting so many at the Raptor Center. They are really amazing animals.
Girl, I’ve barely had time to even eat lunch (though you know I make damn sure I do) at work.
You need this!
http://www.cafepress.com/+no_goats_no_glory_wall_decal,573785265
HA! I really do.
LOVE!
I thought it turned out really cool.
Just FYI: WordPress decided to fuck things up for everyone. Now your email must match the WP acct you have. They forgot to do that for Gravatar.
Here’s info and how to log in:
http://diaryofdaedalus.com/2012/03/15/tech-note-wordpress-com-changes-commenting-with-gravatars/
Well now, isn’t that just a fuckery of mess?
Love the owls !
I was looking for a shower curtain with a scary photo of a shark on it and I didn’t find exactly what I was looking for, but this site(if I understand correctly) can put just about any image you send them On A Shower Curtain !
I don’t see “actors” there, but you can always check. Also it may run you as high as $90. to have it done. Here’s the shower curtain page:
http://www.design123print.com/?SectionCode=@shower-curtain&count=24
Maybe you can send them a pic of George for a shower curtain !….they transfer to other surfaces, too.
Ha! Ans have a Clooney Bathroom theme. How cool would that be?
Oooooo…you could use that delicious full backal shot from Solaris. DAMN he was in great shape then!!
Sorry i haven’t checked in lately…i was in a dead SWOON for 5 days with all those luscious pics of your Boo in DC. LOVES me some facial scruff!!
Hottest convict EVAH.
Have MERCY!! DAMN!!
Them are some cute Owls… I really like them.I would love to see pictures of your entire bathroom….That would be fun…
Throw in a toilet and a sink and THAT is basically the whole bathroom- thus the “Hobbit” name.
I LOVE THEM!! Where’d you get them?
Pier 1.
I love those! HOODY WANTSES!
Pier 1. Get ya some.