While driving home from work yesterday a poor little squirrel made the decision to cross the street just as my Death Mobile car came barreling down the road. When I saw him, I held my breath hoping he had the good sense to hunker down. But he was a squirrel with poor decision skills, so I heard [...]
Yesterday I had Chinese food for lunch and I had a very interesting fortune in my cookie. I forgot to take a picture of it, and then the little piece of paper ended up getting thrown away with the remains of my House Lo Mein, so I photoshopped one because I’m helpful like that.
