Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
From the daily archives: Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Conversations With My Pets.

By On February 22, 2012 · 73 Comments

I’m starting a new series on here called “Conversations With My Pets” because some of my best conversations are with my pets. Don’t worry, my “series” usually only appear once, sometimes twice, and then are abandoned faster than a pair of panties out a car window on prom night.

I was peeing this morning in the bathroom with [...]

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