This past weekend my posse and I went to Charleston and since one of them was sick and couldn’t come the last time we went there, we stopped at The Center for Birds of Prey and did the tour and flight demonstration again because it’s an awesome place and [...]
When I was a little kid growing up in Cincinnati, an ice cream truck would drive past our house playing his carny music almost every day in the summertime. When my brothers and I could talk my mom into getting us ice cream, which seemed like one out of a hundred-trillion times, one of us kids would run like the [...]
One of my co-workers in my department quit and now I’m doing the work of two people. I really don’t care, but there are moments when I really, really want to stab people in the face, which when you think about it, when you’re a government assassin, isn’t a bad thing. As a matter of [...]
I’m starting a new series on here called “Conversations With My Pets” because some of my best conversations are with my pets. Don’t worry, my “series” usually only appear once, sometimes twice, and then are abandoned faster than a pair of panties out a car window on prom night.
I was peeing this morning in the bathroom with [...]