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From the daily archives: Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Australia tried to assassinate me.

By On January 31, 2012 · 63 Comments

Sunday night I got very sick. It felt like my liver and pancreas had both exploded at the same time. At first I thought it was the booze, but then I remembered I hadn’t been drinking! (I know, right?!) I was becoming concerned and thought about driving myself to the hospital, but I knew I’d never make it. I [...]

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