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From the daily archives: Thursday, January 19, 2012

The only thing I’ve heard from the presidental candidates is “I can beat Barack Obama” so I’m throwing my hat into the ring.

By Laura On January 19, 2012 · 117 Comments

 

I’ll not only kick his ass, but I’ll make y’all a free bacon sandwich or give you a coupon or some shit afterwards. So vote for me, motherfuckers.

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