The psych-ops of long-term relationships.
J called me the other day and asked what I was cooking for dinner because I’m a damn good cook and he’s always trying to get a meal. I really didn’t want company at the time, let alone cook, and I was very busy cleaning my house (read: lying on the couch watching Teen Mom: Season [...]
Wherein I try to force you to look at my weekend photos.
Saturday was cold and rainy and while most people were in malls doing their Christmas shopping, I decided to go do an outdoor activity because that’s how I roll. By the way, I haven’t done any of my Christmas shopping yet, but that’s okay because the liquor store down the street is open until 10:00 [...]
It didn’t take me long to figure out who was disrespecting my authority in the mailroom by leaving packages thrown around scribbled with pro-anarchy, war-inciting, and probably federally prosecutable graffiti.
I knew I just had to bide my time. I knew one day a package would come addressed to them and when that day came [...]
I was in a work meeting yesterday, and the handouts were fastened with a large paperclip. I mindlessly started bending the paper clip to straighten it into a long metal wand, and all of a sudden I had a flashback. I flashed back to the time I killed a hobo with a sharpened paperclip shank.
Just kidding. [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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