I don’t know about y’all, but 2011 can kiss my ass. I mean, seriously, it can kiss my ass. The piss-poor economy aside, this year has been a bitter disappointment. We still don’t have any killer robots or flying cars and there’s still no miracle weight-loss pill you can take before bedtime and lose 20 [...]
I have some Spanish neighbors that live across the street from me who always smile and wave when I see them. I always smile and wave back but I truly always wanted to yell “Hola!” to them like I see people do on television and in movies but thanks to J, who makes fun of any foreign language or accent [...]
Christmas was an explosion of gifts, food, and booze, lots and lots of booze. My liver has about five days to recover and then I throw it under a bus again for New Year’s Eve. But that’s okay, I read once that your liver is the only organ in your body that can regenerate itself and since God made us with [...]
