Monday was horrible and not just because it was my first day back to work after a four day food and alcohol binge holiday. No, yesterday was horrible because I was involved in an industrial accident in the mailroom. That’s right. There I was, working away sorting mail that had come in and as I slipped my little [...]
I didn’t blog for four days because I was busy alternating between eating and drinking. Then in between all that I was rendered unconscious; only waking up on the couch with the “Say Yes to the Dress” marathon blaring from the television and my dog Jack licking pie crumbs out of my hair. The days went by too quickly and [...]
I was never one to save anything from my childhood. I never saved the plastic dinosaurs I played with for hours and hours and, of course, I never saved any of the little green Army men that were annihilated by the dinosaurs because they were all buried in the yard. I never saved my Creepy Crawler [...]
So Christmas is going to be here before you know it and like always I haven’t done any shopping even though I tell myself every year I’m going to start in September. The hardest person to buy for is J because he has everything and when I say he has everything I mean he has [...]
