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Here comes the weekend and it’s time to drink yourself blind and drunk dial ex-boyfriends, slurring “You never loved me, you bastard!” while crying and wondering what became of your youth as you eat your ramen noodles because you spent all your money on booze and Circus Peanuts and expensive down pillows. I mean, I heard some people do that. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

The other day I put episode one of Guy On A Buffalo in my Links To Enjoy and now I’m posting episode two here because it makes me laugh and laughing is important when what you really, really want to do is stab people even though stabbing people is illegal and messy. Which reminds me, I have dishes to do but I’m going to watch this Guy On A Buffalo clip again first and so should you.

Also, staring at pictures of awesome goats makes me less stabby and throat punchy and kick to the abdomen and then karate chop to the back of the necky.

67 Comments
 

67 Responses to Here comes the weekend and it’s time to drink yourself blind and drunk dial ex-boyfriends, slurring “You never loved me, you bastard!” while crying and wondering what became of your youth as you eat your ramen noodles because you spent all your money on booze and Circus Peanuts and expensive down pillows. I mean, I heard some people do that.

  1. Jennifer says:

    I LOVE Guy On A Buffalo!! And I love goats! All thanks to you!

  2. Heather says:

    I thought I was the only one that spent my weekends like that!
    Oh, and Guy on a Bufflo ROCKS just like goats!

  3. Princess says:

    Guy on a buffalo is hysterical, and he’s cute. I love him, but
    Goats are the most beautiful. I love them more.

  4. Tad says:

    No offense but I’m kinda glad I dont live “Real” close to you … Man, I am so sure I would piss you off at some time and you would definitely want to stab me… I am one of those aggravating piss you off kind of people….but it is so much fun….

    • Laura says:

      I do not know of anyone I hadn’t want to stab at one time or another. Even myself- but I will usually apologize real fast and take myself to dinner and let things cooled down.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Man, that picture reminds me I need to have a spicy goat vindaloo for lunch today.

    thanks!

  6. dana says:

    I want a buffalo now…and a wolf and a cougar….Don’t want a goat. Been there. Done that. They loved standing on my car too much.

  7. Hoody Hoo says:

    umm… we’re only supposed to do that on the WEEKENDS? And that littler goat has the EXACT expression one should have in his position!

  8. rdennis says:

    Yup, pretty stupi9d. But that’s okay, it’s what I’ve come to expect for Hollyweird and the news media. Ahh, lowered expectations!

  9. Yabu says:

    Hire the Guy On A Buffalo to patrol my new town, and cut him in on a little under the table cash.

  10. Jena says:

    No words…. just LOL!

    actually I lurves me some spots on that goat!

  11. Drunk dial exes? Ugh, I’ll pass. Last time I did that, one started crying.

    And he was sober.

  12. QueenBee says:

    The guy on the buffalo makes me super happy! Once I start drinking tonight I will watch it again and enjoy it even more!

  13. There are just too many things wrong with that video, I don’t even know where to begin.

  14. Very educational, Laura. Most people don’t know frontier babies could hold their breath that long.

    Babies today are pussies.

    • Laura says:

      And that there were so many barren womenz wanting to cheaply adopt.

      Yeah, that baby was a freakin’ trooper getting alll flopped around like that in the saddle bag and then nearly drowned.

  15. cricket says:

    It sure is tough out there in that yonder wild west for a cougar and a wolf. Just looking for a little munchy grunchy from a baby stealing guy on a buffalo! I mean, really!

    The goats help.

  16. Kim says:

    Guy on a Buffalo is spectacular. SPECTACULAR. I didn’t see episode 1. I will find it. I love Guy on a Buffalo. I love the Buffalo. And the narrator. You made my day, such as it is.
    I still feel stabby, tho. Must watch it again!

  17. DearSweetMama says:

    I really needed those goats. This has been a suck ass no goat week for sure.

  18. CGHill says:

    “Stabby,” I’m used to. “Throat punchy” I can learn. However, “kick to the abdomen and then karate chop to the back of the necky” is uniquely yours, and I’m repeating it here to increase potential Google-Fu.

  19. AH! AHahahahaha! That song is in my head now.

  20. Mr. Bingley says:

    (imagines what Martin Luther would have done with this text…)

    A mighty bovine is my mount
    Across the plains we’re rumbling;
    And in the woods we found a black bear
    All crazy, mean and grumbling;
    A Red Man dressed in doe
    Did seek to do me woe;
    His aim did go astray
    I clocked him anyway;
    am I a bad ass or what?

    (I’m still working on the meter on that last bit)

  21. And people tell me I ain’t right!

  22. Gerald ca says:

    Watched this in the morning before I went to work. Ummm yes damn song still there grrrrr.
    Goat helps a little. Sigh

  23. Larry says:

    If I get any phone calls this weekend I’m blaming you.

  24. Kate says:

    I do believe it’s half past get-fucked-up-on-diet-margaritas o’clock. Care to join me, Laura?

  25. Big Poppa Squat says:

    All your songs have only served to put “baby monkey on a goat” in my head.

  26. Big Poppa Squat says:

    Imagine my surprise when I went to youtube and it was a pig! I must have implanted memories, which means I was probably ritually abused by a satanic cult!
    I can still hear it in my head the right way “Baby monkey, riding backwards on a GOAT, baby monkey.”

  27. J3 says:

    LMAO – you are beginning to quickly become the best blog I have ever read…I actaully have tears in my eye from laughing at that video…. omg… too funny

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