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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 Here comes the weekend and it’s time to drink yourself blind and drunk dial ex-boyfriends, slurring “You never loved me, you bastard!” while crying and wondering what became of your youth as you eat your ramen noodles because you spent all your money on booze and Circus Peanuts and expensive down pillows. I mean, I heard some people do that. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Here comes the weekend and it’s time to drink yourself blind and drunk dial ex-boyfriends, slurring “You never loved me, you bastard!” while crying and wondering what became of your youth as you eat your ramen noodles because you spent all your money on booze and Circus Peanuts and expensive down pillows. I mean, I heard some people do that.
The other day I put episode one of Guy On A Buffalo in my Links To Enjoy and now I’m posting episode two here because it makes me laugh and laughing is important when what you really, really want to do is stab people even though stabbing people is illegal and messy. Which reminds me, I have dishes to do but I’m going to watch this Guy On A Buffalo clip again first and so should you.
Also, staring at pictures of awesome goats makes me less stabby and throat punchy and kick to the abdomen and then karate chop to the back of the necky.
67 Responses to Here comes the weekend and it’s time to drink yourself blind and drunk dial ex-boyfriends, slurring “You never loved me, you bastard!” while crying and wondering what became of your youth as you eat your ramen noodles because you spent all your money on booze and Circus Peanuts and expensive down pillows. I mean, I heard some people do that.
No offense but I’m kinda glad I dont live “Real” close to you … Man, I am so sure I would piss you off at some time and you would definitely want to stab me… I am one of those aggravating piss you off kind of people….but it is so much fun….
I do not know of anyone I hadn’t want to stab at one time or another. Even myself- but I will usually apologize real fast and take myself to dinner and let things cooled down.
HAHAH! I like your concern for the buffalo and not the baby! (I worried about the buffalo too) Also, what I love about the whole thing is the buffalo wants to throw him off so bad through the whole thing.
It sure is tough out there in that yonder wild west for a cougar and a wolf. Just looking for a little munchy grunchy from a baby stealing guy on a buffalo! I mean, really!
Imagine being a baby just trying to be a baby and some dude on a buffalo picks you up, tries to drown you, and then hands you over to the first prairie hooker he can find.
(imagines how awesome “Michael Row The Boat Ashore” could have been…)
Scuffy rode the buffalo
Hallelujah!
Punched a cougar but not a goat
Hallelujah!
Crossed the Jordan with his buffalo
Hallelujah!
Bisons sink but babies float
Hallelujah!
Guy on a Buffalo is spectacular. SPECTACULAR. I didn’t see episode 1. I will find it. I love Guy on a Buffalo. I love the Buffalo. And the narrator. You made my day, such as it is.
I still feel stabby, tho. Must watch it again!
“Stabby,” I’m used to. “Throat punchy” I can learn. However, “kick to the abdomen and then karate chop to the back of the necky” is uniquely yours, and I’m repeating it here to increase potential Google-Fu.
(imagines what Martin Luther would have done with this text…)
A mighty bovine is my mount
Across the plains we’re rumbling;
And in the woods we found a black bear
All crazy, mean and grumbling;
A Red Man dressed in doe
Did seek to do me woe;
His aim did go astray
I clocked him anyway;
am I a bad ass or what?
Imagine my surprise when I went to youtube and it was a pig! I must have implanted memories, which means I was probably ritually abused by a satanic cult!
I can still hear it in my head the right way “Baby monkey, riding backwards on a GOAT, baby monkey.”
I LOVE Guy On A Buffalo!! And I love goats! All thanks to you!
You’re welcome!
I thought I was the only one that spent my weekends like that!
Oh, and Guy on a Bufflo ROCKS just like goats!
Whoa, hold up there. NOTHING rocks more than goats.
Guy on a buffalo is hysterical, and he’s cute. I love him, but
Goats are the most beautiful. I love them more.
Then you have your priorities straight.
No offense but I’m kinda glad I dont live “Real” close to you … Man, I am so sure I would piss you off at some time and you would definitely want to stab me… I am one of those aggravating piss you off kind of people….but it is so much fun….
I do not know of anyone I hadn’t want to stab at one time or another. Even myself- but I will usually apologize real fast and take myself to dinner and let things cooled down.
Man, that picture reminds me I need to have a spicy goat vindaloo for lunch today.
thanks!
Ugggghhhh!!!
I want a buffalo now…and a wolf and a cougar….Don’t want a goat. Been there. Done that. They loved standing on my car too much.
Goats do love them some car.
umm… we’re only supposed to do that on the WEEKENDS? And that littler goat has the EXACT expression one should have in his position!
Ha! Well, I try to keep it to the weekends.. I mean, I heard most people try.
Yup, pretty stupi9d. But that’s okay, it’s what I’ve come to expect for Hollyweird and the news media. Ahh, lowered expectations!
Hmmm I think the stupidness of it makes it hysterical…dude, you need to loosen up.
Hire the Guy On A Buffalo to patrol my new town, and cut him in on a little under the table cash.
How funny would that be? And let’s hire that band to follow us around and sing about our daily activities!
Hire the band too. We’ll sell the baby.
Hells yeah, we’ll open a baby selling store cause all them hookers are bound to mess up.
No words…. just LOL!
actually I lurves me some spots on that goat!
Spotted goats are cool aren’t they? I think when I get mine, they will have spots. Hell I may even name one Spot. Or Dottie.
Drunk dial exes? Ugh, I’ll pass. Last time I did that, one started crying.
And he was sober.
I like to make them cry.
The guy on the buffalo makes me super happy! Once I start drinking tonight I will watch it again and enjoy it even more!
It really is better watched drunk! But then again, so is every thing ever made.
(Pretend I can speak “Street”) :
“True dat!”
A’ight.
There are just too many things wrong with that video, I don’t even know where to begin.
What you see as wrong, I see as not only correct- but AWESOME. HA!
Well, let’s start with the fact the buffalo almost frickin’ drowns!
HAHAH! I like your concern for the buffalo and not the baby! (I worried about the buffalo too) Also, what I love about the whole thing is the buffalo wants to throw him off so bad through the whole thing.
Very educational, Laura. Most people don’t know frontier babies could hold their breath that long.
Babies today are pussies.
And that there were so many barren womenz wanting to cheaply adopt.
Yeah, that baby was a freakin’ trooper getting alll flopped around like that in the saddle bag and then nearly drowned.
It sure is tough out there in that yonder wild west for a cougar and a wolf. Just looking for a little munchy grunchy from a baby stealing guy on a buffalo! I mean, really!
The goats help.
Goats help everything.
Imagine being a baby just trying to be a baby and some dude on a buffalo picks you up, tries to drown you, and then hands you over to the first prairie hooker he can find.
Good thing that guy on the buffalo wasn’t riding around Egypt a couple of thousand years ago or the Old testament would have gotten all screwed up.
But how cool would that have been? We’d be signing songs like this one here in church…it would be awesome.
(imagines how awesome “Michael Row The Boat Ashore” could have been…)
Scuffy rode the buffalo
Hallelujah!
Punched a cougar but not a goat
Hallelujah!
Crossed the Jordan with his buffalo
Hallelujah!
Bisons sink but babies float
Hallelujah!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now it’s in my head!!!!
Mr. Bingley, I can hear it too. You’re a genius!
Guy on a Buffalo is spectacular. SPECTACULAR. I didn’t see episode 1. I will find it. I love Guy on a Buffalo. I love the Buffalo. And the narrator. You made my day, such as it is.
I still feel stabby, tho. Must watch it again!
My link doesn’t work to Episode 1? Dammit. Now I want to stab my entry…
It’s entirely possible it did and I didn’t realize it. That’s how stupid I am today and how today is being.
It’s not your link. It’s me.
(stabbing self in ankle)
Now stop that and watch Guy On A Buffalo.
It’s been a stupid week here.
I really needed those goats. This has been a suck ass no goat week for sure.
I know that some people can not make it through the week without a pic of a goat, so I try to oblige.
“Stabby,” I’m used to. “Throat punchy” I can learn. However, “kick to the abdomen and then karate chop to the back of the necky” is uniquely yours, and I’m repeating it here to increase potential Google-Fu.
HAHA! IO love my google searchers!
AH! AHahahahaha! That song is in my head now.
(imagines what Martin Luther would have done with this text…)
A mighty bovine is my mount
Across the plains we’re rumbling;
And in the woods we found a black bear
All crazy, mean and grumbling;
A Red Man dressed in doe
Did seek to do me woe;
His aim did go astray
I clocked him anyway;
am I a bad ass or what?
(I’m still working on the meter on that last bit)
HAHAHAHA! Who would have thought that Guy On A Buffalo would invoke such creativity!
And people tell me I ain’t right!
What are you saying?
Watched this in the morning before I went to work. Ummm yes damn song still there grrrrr.
Goat helps a little. Sigh
I keep breaking out in song- singing the chorus ” GUY ON A BUFFALO!” People stare.
If I get any phone calls this weekend I’m blaming you.
HAHA!
I do believe it’s half past get-fucked-up-on-diet-margaritas o’clock. Care to join me, Laura?
Ha! I was saving you a spot.
All your songs have only served to put “baby monkey on a goat” in my head.
Imagine my surprise when I went to youtube and it was a pig! I must have implanted memories, which means I was probably ritually abused by a satanic cult!
I can still hear it in my head the right way “Baby monkey, riding backwards on a GOAT, baby monkey.”
Ha! I was wonderin’.
LMAO – you are beginning to quickly become the best blog I have ever read…I actaully have tears in my eye from laughing at that video…. omg… too funny
Wow thanks. I LURVE the Man On A Buffalo.