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Wherein I discuss George Clooney’s latest girlfriend in a civilized, mature manner. | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

According to all the gossip magazines and all of you in my comments this is what my Boo is putting his penis in lately:

 

They say she used to kick box wrestle in a bikini and if by “kick box wrestling in a bikini” you mean performing in a Tijuana Donkey Show, then I believe it.

Here she is practicing with a co-worker in between shows. Hee-haw.

Richelle thinks he chose her because he’s afraid my restraining order will expire and he needs the security. I think he’s dating her just to test how strong my love is for him.

Enjoy your 15 minutes.

54 Comments
 

54 Responses to Wherein I discuss George Clooney’s latest girlfriend in a civilized, mature manner.

  1. Jennifer says:

    LMAO! BEST. RECORDING. EVER.

  2. Heather says:

    LOL! She’s not that pretty really.

  3. Tara says:

    What the hell is that thing on her head in the first pic?

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Whore Island?

    Is that in the Red Light Sea?

  5. Jess says:

    I think it’s just another phase in his wick-dipping. She’s tall,has strong legs, and a familiarity with livestock. He’s probably about ready to pop the big question: “I need somebody to tend my herd of camels. Are you interested?”

  6. Yabu says:

    She’s a 12 pack. I wouldn’t do her with yours, if you had one. Sign her up to work the corner of Main and Front street in the new town.

  7. Princess says:

    She has got to be one of the strangest selections he has made….. I’m not sure your calling the right one “Whore” but he has definitely lasted longer than Warren Baetty…..

  8. My neighbor lady calls my dog, “Boo.”

    I guess Boo can mean many things. In Clooney’s case it means, “Communist Man-whore.”

    But! You love him so we gotta hate on his porn-circus whore and console ourselves that George had to buy her those teeth after the donkey kicked out her real ones.

  9. Tad says:

    Well it’s fall and this is his Fall pick.. So at least he wont have to dress her up at Halloween,, you know what they say. When the weather’s hot and sticky it’s no time for dunkin dickie but when the frost is on the pumpkin, then it’s time for dickie dunkin. Soooooooo here she is just in time….ewwww!

  10. Dannie says:

    He got bored…..I’ll bet he’s secretly waiting for you to come and do a Karate chop on that one and then he’ll be all over you ;)

  11. Tea says:

    I laughed out loud at the recording… which is something special, because the internets have made me jaded about people actually laughing out loud and not just telling me they are.

  12. Cripes, the whores are ALWAYS temporary. Console yourself that this is no different.

  13. Curtal Friar says:

    Hmmm….could be he picked her up because he’s sure she’ll stay in a fight with you longer than the last whore. The Italian Whore, no contest, you’d have whupped her in two seconds flat. This one will probably take you a couple of minutes.

    Not that he wants her to win, he just wants to see a good battle of the babes. We guys do like watching a good catfight. And I’m not saying that the new whore is a babe, just using that as a general descriptor of that type of event.

  14. Well, I think this is a marvelous opportunity to augment your voodoo arsenal.

    http://tinyurl.com/3qyde3v

    No one does that hoo-doo like you do, Laura. ;-)

  15. No comment…..can’t find my bullet proof vest and helmet so I’ll just wander off and find something large to hide behind………maybe Rosie O’Donnell or Larry the Cable Guy.

  16. She’s got nothing on you, Laura. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch… And I’m pretty sure you can take her in two out of three falls. But please, allow me to ask this: Does it bother you to think that somewhere out there in the deep recesses of cyberspace awaits another George Clooney stalker admirer preparing to stamp “WHORE” across pictures of you as you traverse the red carpet on Georgie’s arm?

  17. John D says:

    So… whores are bad? Are sluts still OK?

  18. Liz says:

    You need to find a new Boo. This man has whoreable taste in women. Get it? Whoreable? Anyway, you are much too good for GC. Fact.

    PS – She looks drunk in all those pictures. That’s my “hate” for the whore. For today anyway.

  19. I would say something mean about her…but she kinda scares me with that big ol’man body of hers.

  20. anonymous says:

    She’s not even his girlfriend. She’s just a famewhore who followed him around at TIFF and released a few photoshopped pics before that which have all been pulled except those on foreign sites.

  21. Jeffro says:

    I swear. Should I ever meet your Boo, I guarantee you we’ll have a little man to man about how he needs quit dilly dallying around and hook up with you! Sheesh. You’d think he’d learn, but it’s one whore after another for that boy.

  22. Larry says:

    Nicely done. I thought you were going to be rude.

  23. Hoody Hoo says:

    kick box bikini wrestler? She’s a man. Nuff said.

  24. ManhattanMaven says:

    Well i’ve been AWOL this week & i’m playing catch-up here but i MUST tell you that my spies say this is SO not serious with the wrestler. He just wanted to drag a new one out to annoy THE ITALIAN WHORE and keep her from trading on his name on DWTS. It was a BAD breakup (she stole his fucking DOG ya’ll). I expect the truly CLASSLESS Stacy to be gone about 3 days after Canalis gets voted off…LOL!

  25. ManhattanMaven says:

    Make that SO NOT SERIOUS…ROFL! I shouldn’t type before my eyes focus in the morning!

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