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"Get up, Jack." This isn't for your OKCupid.Com profile."
"C'mon Jack, that outfit didn't paralyze you."
"Look up, Jack."
"Wanna treat, Jack?"
"Good boy, Jack!"
Don’t bother calling PETA. They don’t care as long as I don’t dress him in leather or test my make-up on him or feed him Kentucky Fried Chicken or something like that.
Tell Jack to be expecting a file and a pistol in the cake that will be delivered shortly. Stretch will be waiting for him in a pimp-mobile parked on the south side.
Received by email:
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends.
I know you are watching True Blood right now. so there is no sense in me saying how gorgeous Jack is cuz your brain dead for the next hour. But Jack, your Gorgeous….
OMG… too cute! Jack’s a bad boy in the first pic! rofl
He’s an attention whore.
Maybe next time Jack will think twice before chewing your glasses. Or not.
Probably not.
OMG! to F”ing funny!!!! Jack’s a good dog!
When he’s sleeping.
Cool Hand Jack…
He thinks. Ha!
Tell Jack to be expecting a file and a pistol in the cake that will be delivered shortly. Stretch will be waiting for him in a pimp-mobile parked on the south side.
This I don’t doubt at all.
K-9 G Q centerfold?
Don’t give him any ideas.
He’s such a good boy…and good looking too
HAHA! Umm he’s not a good boy.
In the last picture, there is agononizing hope in his expression. I’m betting you made him wear the suit for at least another 30 minutes.
An hour actually.
Jack IS a studmuffin, ya know. You need to watch all those hos behind bars who are probably writing him letters.You know they are.
Oh you know they are. Bitches and Hos.
He is soooooooooooooooooooo cute. That outfit is hysterical. That face is precious, that personality…..he’s like a little person…..love him!!!!
Like a bad little person.
Jack IS NOT a bad dog – I’m in your corner Jack! poor Jack.
I’ll drop him at your house for about an hour..
Gus and Fiona would welcome a bench legged brother! The hub not so much…
Jack, you stud-muffin, you! Good thing the censor was on duty!
He’s like a damn politician always wanting his wanger on the Internet.
Adorable!
So much for dignity, huh, Jack? You are a handsome devil, though.
He knows it too.
i think my cat is in love with your boy jack, she tries to hump the screen when you have a pic of him up
HAHAH! Tell her he’s into sniffing cat butt.
A 1920s bathing suit for Jack?
I did not think such was possible.
But it would go well with bathtub gin.
Ha! It really would.
Received by email:
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends.
YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!
I KNEW IT! Damn water.
oooooohhhhhh squeeeeeee. Look at that sweet face. Cute outfit too. Yeah, yeah, I’m a sucker for four legged furry animals. They know it too.
They do know when someone’s like that.
I know you are watching True Blood right now. so there is no sense in me saying how gorgeous Jack is cuz your brain dead for the next hour. But Jack, your Gorgeous….
Attention whore? Where could he possibly have learned such a thing?
I don’t know!
I see Jack’s bail was posted.
OMG! He’s sooooo cute!
That poor little thing.
Poor my ass! He’s a bad dog.
This is why animals attack their owners.
HAHAHA!