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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 The Great Dinosaur Wars: The Galactic Empire Battle | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
They climbin’ in your Death Star
They snatchin’ your Stormtroopers up
Tryna eat ‘em so ya’ll need to
Hide your troopers, hide your Siths
Hide your clones, hide your bounty hunters
And hide your emperors cuz they be eatin’ everybody out there
P.S. This is the work of too many beers, too much time on my hands, and watching Star Wars way too many times.
It’s so simple. Episode, after episode, and still Darth Vader was causing problems. All that was needed was dinosaurs.
From this point on, all I will think of when I watch Star Wars ia Darth Vader wandering around, being an asshole, and a T-Rex appearing to bite him in two. While he’s at it, he can bite that wuss Skywalker in two.
Isn’t most great poetry the result of over-indulgence (note the fabulous use of a hyphen in an otherwise hard-to-read word) in drugs or alcohol? I wonder, if I up my consumption, will I become a better writer?
You should watch “Robot Chicken: Star Wars”. Then the next time you watch Star Wars you’ll guffaw at totally inappropriate moments (unless you do that already…)
he he….it’s a good thing you weren’t with me today. I saw awesome dinosaurs….you may have gone a bit crazy though and then I would have been like those people loudly proclaiming….”she’s not well in her brain…ignore her!”
Today, for some reason, I’m on a tirade I wanna shoot someone. Not to maim – that would lead to a lawsuit. I woke up angry and intend to go to bed that way.
It is an unfortunate but true fact that dinosaurs don’t have space ships. Although they have the power to make their own fuel (dino pooh) and the ferocity to have someone else make them a ship or two; their tiny fore arms prevent the ability to safely control any vehicle. Hence all that running around and biting. It’s made them quite cranky.
Can’t say I don’t blame ‘em, I think it’s the source of my crankiness. Short arms and no space ship. :/
I think I’ve been ruined. As I was driving home this evening, Debbie Harry’s “Rapture” was playing on the radio. All I could think of was “Raptor” and your dinosaurs. From this point on, that’s what will come to mind when I hear that song.
How come I feel that posting this might have ruined others?
I love that Bed Intruda’ song! I also used to think Storm Troopers were just robots like C3PO, like I was all surprised that there were people in there when they took their helmets off. It kind of still freaks me out.
It’s so simple. Episode, after episode, and still Darth Vader was causing problems. All that was needed was dinosaurs.
From this point on, all I will think of when I watch Star Wars ia Darth Vader wandering around, being an asshole, and a T-Rex appearing to bite him in two. While he’s at it, he can bite that wuss Skywalker in two.
Oh My God, wasn’t he the biggest wuss ever? And yes, a T-Rex and an Allosaurus or Velociraptor could have handeled the entire Empire.
That is why i stick to “Firefly” and midget porn
HAHAH!
I can understand the concept of “too much time on your hands’.
I can understand too much “Star Wars”, but only the last 3, not the first 3 movies.
But “too many beers”? Theoretically, I suppose, its possible….
You’re probably right.
Isn’t most great poetry the result of over-indulgence (note the fabulous use of a hyphen in an otherwise hard-to-read word) in drugs or alcohol? I wonder, if I up my consumption, will I become a better writer?
I bet so! Or not. I don’t know.
Never underestimate the curative powers of beer. That was just your creative self shining through. You need a gold toof.
I do! The front two.
What is this ‘too many beers’ you speak of?
HAHAH! Well, I thought it was possible.
That’s one bad ass dinosaur, taking the light saber away from Darth Vader.
He should have brought more storm troopers.
Allosauruses will fucking stab you with your own toothbrush while you brush. They are that damn sneaky.
I have never wanted to buy someone video editing software so frickin’ bad. You’d certainly make a better flick than the last three Lucas movies.
HAHA! DUDE I so would too! Hmmm Christmas is coming up…and I would sing and hum the background music!
You should watch “Robot Chicken: Star Wars”. Then the next time you watch Star Wars you’ll guffaw at totally inappropriate moments (unless you do that already…)
Ohhhh I gotta check that out.
The Dark Side means nothing to a dino. Ha ha, Emperor. It is to laugh, Darth Vader.
Fucking Vadar.
he he….it’s a good thing you weren’t with me today. I saw awesome dinosaurs….you may have gone a bit crazy though and then I would have been like those people loudly proclaiming….”she’s not well in her brain…ignore her!”
HAAH! I’ve had years of practice of acting “normal” in public.
My Dear. There is no such thing as too much Star Wars……FACT!
or beer actually……
Darth Vader is my friend,,,,,,,,,,,,,, He is also my father.
Sorry.
Mmmm, Vader snacks! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!
Hard-shelled.
LOL. Well I can’t sleep cos the clowns will eat me. Send the dinos after them!
I love your dino conflicts!
Dinos would simply destroy clowns.
Make the movie…the Dino Pound vs the Empire
rolling down the street ……. …., sippin’ on gin and juice, laid back, with my mind on the empire and the empire on my mind.
Ha! And jedis in the living room gettin’ it on and they ain’t leavin’ ’til six in the morning.
Whatcha gonna do?
Today, for some reason, I’m on a tirade I wanna shoot someone. Not to maim – that would lead to a lawsuit. I woke up angry and intend to go to bed that way.
So……….VAPORIZE the bastards!!!
YEAH KILL THEM ALL! Ha!
Your talents never cease to amaze me. Perhaps I need some beer and dinos to tap into any wells of poetic talent I might have…
It can’t hurt. Well it can. I don’t know.
It is an unfortunate but true fact that dinosaurs don’t have space ships. Although they have the power to make their own fuel (dino pooh) and the ferocity to have someone else make them a ship or two; their tiny fore arms prevent the ability to safely control any vehicle. Hence all that running around and biting. It’s made them quite cranky.
Can’t say I don’t blame ‘em, I think it’s the source of my crankiness. Short arms and no space ship. :/
Ha! I’s be cranky if I was them too. What am I talking about? I am cranky.
Short arms and no space ship making you cranky? Or lack of good gin and circus peanuts?
I’d like to have a space ship. Armed of course.
I think I’ve been ruined. As I was driving home this evening, Debbie Harry’s “Rapture” was playing on the radio. All I could think of was “Raptor” and your dinosaurs. From this point on, that’s what will come to mind when I hear that song.
How come I feel that posting this might have ruined others?
More people need to think of me. And my dinosaurs.
I love that Bed Intruda’ song! I also used to think Storm Troopers were just robots like C3PO, like I was all surprised that there were people in there when they took their helmets off. It kind of still freaks me out.
That’s why the dinos find them tasty.