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The Great Dinosaur Wars: The Galactic Empire Battle | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura

They climbin’ in your Death Star
They snatchin’ your Stormtroopers up
Tryna eat ‘em so ya’ll need to
Hide your troopers, hide your Siths
Hide your clones, hide your bounty hunters
And hide your emperors cuz they be eatin’ everybody out there

 

P.S. This is the work of too many beers, too much time on my hands, and watching Star Wars way too many times.

44 Comments
 

44 Responses to The Great Dinosaur Wars: The Galactic Empire Battle

  1. Jess says:

    It’s so simple. Episode, after episode, and still Darth Vader was causing problems. All that was needed was dinosaurs.
    From this point on, all I will think of when I watch Star Wars ia Darth Vader wandering around, being an asshole, and a T-Rex appearing to bite him in two. While he’s at it, he can bite that wuss Skywalker in two.

  2. wpdunn71901 says:

    That is why i stick to “Firefly” and midget porn

  3. Les Johnson says:

    I can understand the concept of “too much time on your hands’.

    I can understand too much “Star Wars”, but only the last 3, not the first 3 movies.

    But “too many beers”? Theoretically, I suppose, its possible….

  4. Suzanne says:

    Isn’t most great poetry the result of over-indulgence (note the fabulous use of a hyphen in an otherwise hard-to-read word) in drugs or alcohol? I wonder, if I up my consumption, will I become a better writer?

  5. rick says:

    Never underestimate the curative powers of beer. That was just your creative self shining through. You need a gold toof.

  6. guffaw says:

    What is this ‘too many beers’ you speak of?

  7. Larry says:

    That’s one bad ass dinosaur, taking the light saber away from Darth Vader.
    He should have brought more storm troopers.

  8. zonker says:

    I have never wanted to buy someone video editing software so frickin’ bad. You’d certainly make a better flick than the last three Lucas movies.

  9. rdOtter says:

    You should watch “Robot Chicken: Star Wars”. Then the next time you watch Star Wars you’ll guffaw at totally inappropriate moments (unless you do that already…)

  10. Jeffro says:

    The Dark Side means nothing to a dino. Ha ha, Emperor. It is to laugh, Darth Vader.

  11. Dannie says:

    he he….it’s a good thing you weren’t with me today. I saw awesome dinosaurs….you may have gone a bit crazy though and then I would have been like those people loudly proclaiming….”she’s not well in her brain…ignore her!”

  12. Tad says:

    My Dear. There is no such thing as too much Star Wars……FACT!
    or beer actually……

  13. Princess says:

    Darth Vader is my friend,,,,,,,,,,,,,, He is also my father.

  14. Jan says:

    Mmmm, Vader snacks! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!

  15. Jena says:

    LOL. Well I can’t sleep cos the clowns will eat me. Send the dinos after them!

    I love your dino conflicts!

  16. Yabu says:

    Make the movie…the Dino Pound vs the Empire

    rolling down the street ……. …., sippin’ on gin and juice, laid back, with my mind on the empire and the empire on my mind.

  17. dana says:

    Today, for some reason, I’m on a tirade I wanna shoot someone. Not to maim – that would lead to a lawsuit. I woke up angry and intend to go to bed that way.

    So……….VAPORIZE the bastards!!!

  18. Nicole says:

    Your talents never cease to amaze me. Perhaps I need some beer and dinos to tap into any wells of poetic talent I might have…

  19. cricket says:

    It is an unfortunate but true fact that dinosaurs don’t have space ships. Although they have the power to make their own fuel (dino pooh) and the ferocity to have someone else make them a ship or two; their tiny fore arms prevent the ability to safely control any vehicle. Hence all that running around and biting. It’s made them quite cranky.

    Can’t say I don’t blame ‘em, I think it’s the source of my crankiness. Short arms and no space ship. :/

  20. Jess says:

    I think I’ve been ruined. As I was driving home this evening, Debbie Harry’s “Rapture” was playing on the radio. All I could think of was “Raptor” and your dinosaurs. From this point on, that’s what will come to mind when I hear that song.

    How come I feel that posting this might have ruined others?

  21. mindy says:

    I love that Bed Intruda’ song! I also used to think Storm Troopers were just robots like C3PO, like I was all surprised that there were people in there when they took their helmets off. It kind of still freaks me out.

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