The other day I put episode one of Guy On A Buffalo in my Links To Enjoy and now I’m posting episode two here because it makes me laugh and laughing is important when what you really, really want to do is stab people even though stabbing people is illegal and messy. Which reminds me, I have [...]
I haven’t wanted to mention this, mainly because I’m afraid saying it will jinx it somehow, but remember the Wake-Up Light I ordered based solely on their use of a rooster (not to mention there’s a goat too) in their ad? Well, ever since I’ve started using it I have not had one bad [...]
My eye rabies has almost completely disappeared so I decided to get an eye exam and get a new pair of glasses since my last ones were eaten by my dog Jack. I didn’t go to my regular eye doctor because he doesn’t take my vision insurance, which isn’t insurance so much as a discount card; a really bad discount [...]
One of my readers said that I should send Alexander Skarsgård a note directing him to my blog, so I did even though I knew I risked a restraining order, and lo and behold he wrote me back (!!) because I know he felt an irresistible attraction to me, like most men do. Shut. Up.
