I can still hear the “rattle rattle rattle tat tat BOOM! BOOM!” to this day.
When I turned sixteen, one of my brothers, who was in the Army and stationed at Fort Campbell Kentucky (Airborne Ranger, Yo!), had an old clunker station wagon he had bought for like fifty dollars and was refurbing to sell. He had left it on the farm in one of the barns. He came home quite a lot back then on weekends and leave and [...]
Hurricane Irene was supposed to hit us Friday night, so my friend Richelle and I went to a Hurricane Party downtown at a pub. I wore a life vest and Richelle wore her niece’s water wings and goggles. Like this:
While we waited for the hurricane, we drank hurricanes which after [...]
It’s “Take My Shitty Poll Sunday” time!
I like to do my gambling on Sundays. That’s when God’s busy doing other shit like listening to people’s sins and checking out what everyone’s wearing. I feel like this is the time I have a chance of winning instead of being smited all to Hell and back because of my sinful, gambling [...]
The Great Dinosaur Wars: Cowboys & Dinosaurs
I spent most of my childhood playing with those tiny multi-colored plastic dinosaurs that came fifty in a bag. They mostly attacked my Little Green Army Men and Barbies and were always victorious, with the annihilated Army Men being buried in the backyard along with the Barbies whose heads and limbs were first ripped from their [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.