Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
From the daily archives: Wednesday, June 8, 2011
I went back to the eye doctor the other day for a follow-up on my scratched corneas. It seems my right eye is all healed but my left eye’s cornea is still fucked up. I had my chin in that head contraption thingie when the doctor looked at it and said “Uh oh.” and I’m all “What!?” [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Idiot Fencing.
- Saving Baby Ducks.
- Goat and Monkey.
- Yeah, why?
- Good Guy Zach.
- New Castle, OK Tornado.
- The Beautiful Works of Ellen June.
- Dog trying to play with his master (who was deployed) over FaceTime.
- Alex the Parrot.
- Holiday Etiquette.
- Speed Kills.
- Who cares about Spock?
- Just a normal day in Russia.
- Song made entirely of Mike Tyson quotes.
- Waking up a hungover teen.
- Fast Food Ice.
- Drunk Voicemail Message.
- Meanwhile in Russia…
- A Mantidfly.
- Caught Cheating.
- Real Life Heroes.
- John Merritt, Wood Carver.
- Dog sings along with Adele.
- Corgi Mixes.
- George Takei Responds To "Traditional" Marriage Fans.



