When I saw the truck above on the highway, I could not refrain from getting behind it. Maybe it’s because I like to live life dangerously, or maybe it was because I was driving J’s Hummer. (Shhh.) I followed it for several miles, waiting for watermelons to fall. Under my breath I was mumbling “C’mon. C’mon, drop you [...]
J is a big fan of the University of South Carolina Baseball. They won the College World Series last year, and are about to win it again this year. I’m not big on sports, pro or college, but I tried my best to share his enthusiasm. Well, okay maybe not my [...]
Chewed up skeletons in the closet.
I’m not big on blogging private matters. Hell, I’m not big on talking about private matters. I’m a big believer in secrets and holding things in until you think you’re going crazy and instead of discussing them with your friends and family, you just keep on burying them like dead hookers, sometimes even drowning them with pills and [...]
My weekend involved two failed murder attempts made on my life. The first was by my GPS system, and the other by an old man wearing a hat driving on the highway. Never trust your GPS or an old man in a hat; or an old man in a hat with a GPS. Hell, I don’t even know what [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Andrew Knapp Photos.
- Pot Noodles.
- The Hyena Handlers of Nigeria.
- Rest in fucking pieces, Mr. Darcy.
- Wake Up!
- Hitler's Home Movies.
- Subway Surfer.
- MC Mom.
- Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?
- Now I want to go to Iceland.
- Karaoke Hitler.
- Wake up! They see us!
- How a Gas Nozzle Knows When To Shut Off.
- A Yelp Review left for Walter Palmer's Dental Practice.
- Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.
- Birds in Watercolor.
- When Taunting Goes Wrong.
- Google Sheep View.
- 3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.