When I saw the truck above on the highway, I could not refrain from getting behind it. Maybe it’s because I like to live life dangerously, or maybe it was because I was driving J’s Hummer. (Shhh.) I followed it for several miles, waiting for watermelons to fall. Under my breath I was mumbling “C’mon. C’mon, drop you [...]
J is a big fan of the University of South Carolina Baseball. They won the College World Series last year, and are about to win it again this year. I’m not big on sports, pro or college, but I tried my best to share his enthusiasm. Well, okay maybe not my [...]
I’m not big on blogging private matters. Hell, I’m not big on talking about private matters. I’m a big believer in secrets and holding things in until you think you’re going crazy and instead of discussing them with your friends and family, you just keep on burying them like dead hookers, sometimes even drowning them with pills and [...]
My weekend involved two failed murder attempts made on my life. The first was by my GPS system, and the other by an old man wearing a hat driving on the highway. Never trust your GPS or an old man in a hat; or an old man in a hat with a GPS. Hell, I don’t even know what [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Jerome: Gangsta from the Suburbs.
- Three year old girl explains the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
- Cat Fart.
- Guillotine Simulator.
- Bose, known for its audio equipment, makes suspension that can make a car jump over obstacles!
- This is why the chicken crossed the road.
- Your mustache will never be this great.
- Cooking crabs for the first time.
- I'm the Aplha Monkey.
- Siri is an asshole.
- Idiot Fencing.
- Saving Baby Ducks.
- Goat and Monkey.
- Yeah, why?
- Good Guy Zach.
- New Castle, OK Tornado.
- The Beautiful Works of Ellen June.
- Dog trying to play with his master (who was deployed) over FaceTime.
- Alex the Parrot.
- Holiday Etiquette.
- Speed Kills.
- Who cares about Spock?
- Just a normal day in Russia.
- Song made entirely of Mike Tyson quotes.
- Waking up a hungover teen.



