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Warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/jimstant/public_html/fetchmyflyingmonkeys/wp-content/themes/platformpro/admin/class.options.metapanel.php on line 49 Happy Memorial Day Weekend! | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
I meant to post pictures of the Memorial Day Holiday Wall I decorated at work earlier, but forgot to what with all the excitement of my three day Memorial Day weekend. And by “excitement” I mean laying on the couch in my pajamas watching an I Dream of Jeannie marathon, getting up only to refill my sippy cup with gin during commercials. Damn, Major Nelson was hawt, or maybe that’s the booze talking. I don’t know. All I know is the episode where Jeannie joins him on a moon mission or gets him a new liver ( I forget which) is coming up and I’m almost out of gin, so here’s the photos:
Spiders are very patriotic. Fact.
No bitches were harmed in the creating of this wall. Dammit.
I love your spider! Seeing him totally made my day! You are a major master spider designer!
And now for some name dropping:
A friend of mine has worked with Larry Hagman for many years. He tells me that Larry is a pretty cool guy, a lot like his character in Genie, and not at all like his persona of J.R. on Dallas. And that prior to the new liver, he was drinking six bottles of champagne a day. Oh the life!
So there you go….a little name dropping TV trivia for your holiday weekend!
I love name dropping! I’m glad he’s more like Major Nelson and less like JR. JR was an asshole and deserved to be shot. I’m also glad he got a new liver.
does spider have an actual name? I feel I should be on a first name basis with him by this point.
If you’ve already mentioned his name, then I forgot, and am an idiot.
Look at the size of that arachnid! Sure am glad I cleaned all the guns today just in case the Yankees try pulling off a sneak attack while we’re busy trying to eat my brother in law out of house and home tomorrow! We rank Yankees about two levels below spiders and we hate spiders!
Went out in the boat today…….. All Day.. was under the Bimini and still fried….I hope you had a nice day on the couch… I would have loved that, in the air-conditioning. I am soooooooo jealous….Happy Memorial day to U and thank U for your service. (I’m saluting)
We had a very nice day today. I look like a Lobster but it was good. I hope you had a nice day as well. I love the spider. Nice to see him/her patriotic. Where in the hell do you find all these deco’s? You must shop constantly….I am saluting you as well. thank you.
When I read “Memorial Day Holiday Wall I decorated at work”, my first thought was they better have let her decorate with the spider. Spiders are patroitic – look at Spiderman. He isn’t fighting for the commies now, is he?
I don’t miss working in an office, but I’m wondering now if that’s because there were no patriotic spiders or holiday walls of any sort.
Thanks for your service, and for making me laugh!
I’m pretty ill with blogger right now. I think they took the weekend off. They know they are having a problem and profess to be working on, but I don’t see any improvement yet. And thanks for liking my pictures and stories
I know I’m late to this party … story of my life. I’d like to make a motion that Laura do a ‘Spider of the Month” calendar, with Holiday Spider dressed appropriately for each month. I will buy one, or eight. Holiday Spider is teh awesome!
You have to love a patriotic spider…you are my kind of funny. your blog never fails to make me laugh out loud
Why thank you, sir.
Does SPIDERCO give you a stipend? Seriously.
I wish!
Saaaalute!
And thank you for your service as well, Laura.
It was my honor.
LOL! I love the holiday spider! Those Bunch O’Bitches can bite it!
YEAH!
I was starting to worry the spider had been thrown away. But I knew we’d probably have to go post bail for you if that had happened.
You are probably right.
I would have been happy to pitch in for sure!
Careful, you may get a call one day. Ha!
awesome and happy Memorial Day to you too! Im gonna be manning the grill.
Too hot for grilling. Ideal for drinking gin on the couch though.
yea, it’s too hot, but I want a bacon cheeseburger and my special grilled chicken I make. The shit is good cold and I hate cold chicken!
Ooo I like me some cold chicken.
The jedi assholes were hysterical!
I know, righ?!
I love your spider! Seeing him totally made my day! You are a major master spider designer!
And now for some name dropping:
A friend of mine has worked with Larry Hagman for many years. He tells me that Larry is a pretty cool guy, a lot like his character in Genie, and not at all like his persona of J.R. on Dallas. And that prior to the new liver, he was drinking six bottles of champagne a day. Oh the life!
So there you go….a little name dropping TV trivia for your holiday weekend!
I love name dropping! I’m glad he’s more like Major Nelson and less like JR. JR was an asshole and deserved to be shot. I’m also glad he got a new liver.
I wondered if maybe one day your patriotic spider would give a shout-out to your Canadian friends? Such as me?
Oooo perhaps dressed as a Mountie?
lol Yes! Or sitting in an igloo! With a hockey stick! And a speaking French!
Or pull a sled? Ha!
Yay! And eating a beavertail and a poutine and a timbit. Look those up!
OMG Don’t make me google Canadian stuff!
Okay, I googled them and now I’m hungry.
I think the patriotic spider needs a pet goat.
I agree!
does spider have an actual name? I feel I should be on a first name basis with him by this point.
If you’ve already mentioned his name, then I forgot, and am an idiot.
No he doesn’t. I mean, besides Holiday Spider. We should name him or her.
That’s a girl spider for sure! Look at the size! She is a vicious mate eating bitch. Hey, she fits right in! HA
Yeah, the female spiders are the badasses.
Fritzie the holiday spider!
just a thought
Sounds like a schnauzer. Ha!
why dont you have a “NAME THE SPIDER CONTEST”? and let Jack pick the winner again……..
Ha! Jack cheats.
and give away a signed rendering!
I gotta pick out a rendering, or do a new one.
HA! All that is missing from that wall is an Easter bunny and a pointsettia.
Oh no, he gets decorated seperately for all holidays!
Look at the size of that arachnid! Sure am glad I cleaned all the guns today just in case the Yankees try pulling off a sneak attack while we’re busy trying to eat my brother in law out of house and home tomorrow! We rank Yankees about two levels below spiders and we hate spiders!
HA! This spider is coool though.
So long as I don’t wake up with him dangling from the ceiling right over me head……..
Oh no no…the point of voodoo is to leave no evidence.
Patriotic spider is patriotic!
Indeed.
No such thing as too much Gin. Last time I got into the Gin, I robbed a liquor store…that shit makes me crazy. True story…I should put it up.
Is that spider plugged into the power strip?
Yes, he lights up- just like me on gin.
It just wouldn’t be Memorial Day without Patriotic Spider!
I know, right?!
Went out in the boat today…….. All Day.. was under the Bimini and still fried….I hope you had a nice day on the couch… I would have loved that, in the air-conditioning. I am soooooooo jealous….Happy Memorial day to U and thank U for your service. (I’m saluting)
Ouch. No way do I want the sun touching me. Melanoma City.
We had a very nice day today. I look like a Lobster but it was good. I hope you had a nice day as well. I love the spider. Nice to see him/her patriotic. Where in the hell do you find all these deco’s? You must shop constantly….I am saluting you as well. thank you.
You people and your “sun.” No way. You’re welcome.
I hope you have a nice day tomorrow. Happy Memorial to you. and thanks for your service. I’m glad to see Spidy back in the pix. he looks good!
Spidey always looks good.
Dear Sweet Zombie Jesus!
I never liked spiders until you started celebrating the holidays with them…
Ha! He is festive.
When I read “Memorial Day Holiday Wall I decorated at work”, my first thought was they better have let her decorate with the spider. Spiders are patroitic – look at Spiderman. He isn’t fighting for the commies now, is he?
I hope not!
I don’t miss working in an office, but I’m wondering now if that’s because there were no patriotic spiders or holiday walls of any sort.
Thanks for your service, and for making me laugh!
You don’t work in an office? Now I’m jealous! And you’re welcome.
dude used stick science on the worm ball!
And it was approved.
Oh, and I love your stories and pics of India! Tell Blogger to fix the comments!!
I’m pretty ill with blogger right now. I think they took the weekend off. They know they are having a problem and profess to be working on, but I don’t see any improvement yet. And thanks for liking my pictures and stories
Man oh man, that really suckes what they did with the comments over there. You should try WordPress.
“NO BITCHES WERE HURT”? Well were gonna have to do something about that now aren’t we.. HA! You are hysterical! and Thank U for being U.
Thank you for being you and most importantly, thank God for George Clooney!
It almost made me stand up to sing….almost. Good job Spider!
Ha! Spider is very patriotic.
I dunno. Major Nelson looks too much like J.R., who deserved to be shot. (Oops…showing my age, now!)
Love the spider. Nothing more patriotic, IMVHO. Happy Memorial Day, Laura!
JR wasn’t hawt. Major Nelson was. I think so anyway. Maybe it’s the gin goggles.
I now make it a point to come here on holidays just to see the spider. I know I can count on him being here every holiday.
Almost every holiday anyway.
I salute the patriotic spider and all of our troops including your bad ass self, Miss Laura!
I do agree that a contest to name the spider would be killah
that is all
PS Blogger sucks, it ate almost all of my comments
I am unable to comment on most Blogger blogs. Fact.
I always suspected spiders were patriotic.
They really are.
I know I’m late to this party … story of my life. I’d like to make a motion that Laura do a ‘Spider of the Month” calendar, with Holiday Spider dressed appropriately for each month. I will buy one, or eight. Holiday Spider is teh awesome!
HA! I oughta.