Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
From the monthly archives: February 2011

I’m back from my vacation and now you’ll have to suffer through my pictures of it. You’re welcome.

By On February 28, 2011 · 34 Comments

So we drove to Atlanta Georgia and blah, blah, blah.



Then on Saturday we drove for about an hour to Pine Mountain Wild Animal Park in Pine Mountain Georgia.



There we rented a [...]

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I’m pretty sure I can’t outrun a lion, but I won’t have to. I’ll just have to outrun my friends and if I can’t, I’ll trip their asses. Hakuna matata, bitches!

By On February 24, 2011 · 35 Comments

I’ll be leaving tonight for a small vacation, and boy do I need it. It’s been at least a month since my last vacation and I am just about to burn the fuck out. My two crazy friends and I are headed to Georgia this time. While there we’re going to spend an entire day [...]

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The Dinosaur Diaries.

By On February 23, 2011 · 44 Comments


Two incidents involving my dinosaurs occurred this past weekend. This is an accurate account of those incidents to the best of my recollection.


 


Incident Number One:


J and I were watching television. My dinosaurs are arranged on a shelf beside the television on the entertainment [...]

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The things that most attracted J to me were my modesty and grace. That’s what I told him anyway.

By On February 22, 2011 · 31 Comments

I was driving home from work Monday, listening to the radio and Bruno Mar’s song “Just The Way You Are” came on and I started singing to it. It played all the way to my house and when it was over I called J and told him [...]

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