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Thick Bacon



Sunday Brunch



Sunday Brunch


Best. Diet. Ever.

27 Comments
 

27 Responses to Having to give up Circus Peanuts and potato chips is kind of rough, but I soothe my soul with bacon.

  1. Nicole says:

    Any meat with the words “Crazy Thick” on it is a winner.
    *** Ooo it’s good bacon too. I recommend it. ~Laura

  2. CGHill says:

    Looks good to me. And if you stay on it for three weeks, you’re guaranteed to lose 21 days.
    *** HA! you’re right! ~Laura

  3. Jennifer says:

    Damn that looks good. have you lost weight?
    *** Sure have. ~Laura

  4. Jena says:

    No cheese on my eggs plz. Looks good to me! I prefer reg cut bacon, but bacon is bacon!
    *** Oh hells noes, the thicker the better! Ha! ~Laura

  5. Jeffro says:

    Who needs Circus Peanuts when you can have BACON and EGGS with SHARP CHEDDAR? Mmmmmm.
    Well, I know you have a high regard for Circus Peanuts, but this just seems like a win/win to moi.
    *** PLUS you lose weight!! Win/win/win.

  6. Tad says:

    Thank you ….. now I know what I’m having for dinner! a Cheese omelet w/bacon….
    ***Get you some crazy thick bacon. ~Laura

  7. Princess says:

    Have you tried that fully cooked bacon in the box? it’s so thin it’s like eating bacon chips.. kinda weird. It cooks in 25 seconds….still!
    *** Yeah, it’s okay. ~Laura

  8. rdennis says:

    Start eating cherries every day also, to offset the bout of gout you are going to get from this diet. Beef, is the best, but you can eat them other things too.
    *** Ha! Don’t worry, I don’t eat bacon that often. ~Laura

  9. SB Smith says:

    You can have the eggs…just gimme that bacon…but it’s still gotta be crispy. Don’t know if that works with a much thicker cut.
    I have seen a bacon recipe that’s absolutely Heinous. A Coronary Special.
    If I can find where it is, I’ll be back with the link.
    *** I only eat my bacon crispy, and yes, it works on the thick kind and it makes it even yummier. ~Laura

  10. Imagination says:

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon…..
    *** I know, right?! ~Laura

  11. SB Smith says:

    That was fast. I was afraid I hadn’t saved the link. Bacon and Cheese Roll…Enjoy.
    (It probably exists elsewhere with better instructions than just pictures, but you get the idea.)
    http://foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290
    *** HA! Damn that looks too involved for me- and not crispy enough. ~Laura

  12. lifeshighwy says:

    ah, yes… I enjoyed that diet. It works. It really does.
    *** It sure does. Amazing really. ~Laura

  13. Pug Mahon says:

    Best of luck with the diet. I tried it several years ago and I failed. I had no idea just how deeply I craved the carbs. I was like a shaky crack addict every time I smelled fried potatoes. Nevertheless, hang tough.
    *** Thanks! Oh man, fried potatoes smoothered with ketsup…mmmmm. ~Laura

  14. eventer79 says:

    It’s only good if you fry the eggs IN the bacon grease. And say out loud in a funny dog voice, “Iiiit’s BACCOOONNNNN! BACON BACON BACON BACON BACONNNNN!”
    *** Ha! I do hear that dog’s voice in my head. ~Laura

  15. Yabu says:

    No such thing as too much bacon. FACT. But, I’m still going to raise one to you when I eat pasta.
    *** Think of me fondly…especially if you fry any taters. ~Laura

  16. Jan says:

    Mmm, looks yummy all right! Dang it, now I’m hungry again…
    *** Eat some bacon! ~Laura

  17. Johnny Utah says:

    The question is: did you just have those two slices of bacon or did take it to the house on the whole package? Once my dog and I shared a whole package; afterwards, he pretty much turned into a bacon zombie. If he even so much as smelled a bacon bit, his eyes would go bloodshot and he’d stop at nothing to get that succulent swine.half of me thinks it’s my fault.
    *** HA! I had two slices, Jack had none. ~Laura

  18. Teresa says:

    Well damn! I’m out of bacon. Must get to the store and get some because now I want to eat it.
    *** Get the crazy thick kind. ~Laura

  19. Miss Nikki says:

    Bacon: not just a food but a way of life. (or is weigh of life?)
    *** It’s just awesome. ~Laura

  20. MorningGlory says:

    I had some bacon yesterday – in my Navy Bean soup. It was teh awesome.
    *** Bean soup makes my intestines explode. ~Laura

  21. The Nickster says:

    Made about 20lbs of bacon a couple weeks ago. Cured for 10 days and then apple/hickory smoked it in a charcoal water smoker. You can cut it as thick or thin as one wants. I would send you some but would hate to be responsible for your death by bacon.
    *** Dayummmmm, I’d have bacon steaks every day. Hell, I’d wear a bacon hat and start making bacon clothes if I had that much bacon. Ha! ~Laura

  22. Jena says:

    “bacon steaks”
    Do those exist? And where do I get some?
    *** They do! At the grocery store, by the other bacon. ~Laura

  23. Erik says:

    How’s the diet going?
    I gotta look for Bacon Steaks. (I capitalize out of respect for them.)
    Best thing about the Atkins diet – putting Franks Red Hot Sauce on my eggs and bacon.
    *** It’s going fantastically! I’m losing and never hungry- that’s all that counts. ~Laura

  24. Janie Jones says:

    Oh, man! Sure looks more appetizing than my breakfast, Quaker Oat Squares. But QOS has the speed factor going for it. I’m way too lazy to make bacon and eggs more than once or twice a month.
    *** I’m pretty lazy too, but I’ll microwave the bacon so it doesn’t take long. ~Laura

  25. Curtal Friar says:

    Ahh….bacon. I remember going into the cafeteria here at work, and getting 13 or more pieces of bacon at a time for my breakfast, along with a couple pieces of sausage and a biscuit and maybe some grits with butter/salt/pepper (the only way to eat grits in my opinion), and some hash browns.
    What can I say? When ya gots a jones, ya gots a jones, and ya needs ta feed it.
    *** Damn. I would have fallen asleep right after, I mean, if I lived through my stomach exploding. Ha! ~Laura

  26. patti says:

    yup, that pretty much sums up Atkins.
    *** Baconnnn. ~Laura

  27. lynn says:

    What’s the whipping cream for?
    *** A tiny bit of it in the eggs whisked in, then scrambled. Makes ‘em fluffy and oh so good. ~Laura

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