2010 | Fetch My Flying Monkeys

Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives

— Laura

From the yearly archives: 2010

A symptom of rabies is using a lot of CAPS because CAPS is like foaming at the mouth on the Internet

By Laura On January 20, 2010 · 16 Comments

Ugh. I have rabies AGAIN. This time it’s Asian Rabies. I ate too much Chinese food for lunch and now I don’t feel too good. But look at me. Yes, LOOK AT ME. I’m here blogging for Attention Whore Month. I’m dying from Asian Rabies and still I crave attention. Oh, and look at this. [...]

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I always thought I was a “people person” until J explained to me that that didn’t mean a person that wanted to stab most people, so I took it off of my resume

By Laura On January 19, 2010 · 22 Comments

I trust most of you survived The Great Non-Stab List Monday of 2010. As promised here’s this week’s Stab List, one day late:

1. The sales clerk at the MAC cosmetic counter at Belk’s. I went to the counter to get an eye-liner and the chick was applying a thick coat of make-up on [...]

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Dammit, everytime I turn around there’s another career path I should have chosen

By Laura On January 18, 2010 · 18 Comments

There will be no Stab List today because I am busy and very important. Don’t worry. There are people I want to stab, I just have important things to do with important people in important places, and I am much too busy to make a list right now. I wanted to do this entry merely [...]

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I am continuing your education even though it’s throwing me into the express lane to Hell. It’s like I’m a martyr. You’re welcome.

By Laura On January 17, 2010 · 16 Comments

This is another sign message I took a pic of today at that church I pass by on my way to town.

I’ve had rabies all weekend. But rabies doesn’t stop me from my desire to educate you people. I know I have been [...]

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Subway Surfer.

MC Mom.

Is Your Girlfriend a Horse?

Now I want to go to Iceland.

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Karaoke Hitler.

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Wasted.

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Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered.

Birds in Watercolor.

When Taunting Goes Wrong.

Google Sheep View.

3 year old girl explain the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
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A symptom of rabies is using a lot of CAPS because CAPS is like foaming at the mouth on the Internet

I always thought I was a “people person” until J explained to me that that didn’t mean a person that wanted to stab most people, so I took it off of my resume

Dammit, everytime I turn around there’s another career path I should have chosen

I am continuing your education even though it’s throwing me into the express lane to Hell. It’s like I’m a martyr. You’re welcome.

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