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Merry Christmas to all you sonsabitches! | Fetch My Flying Monkeys
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— Laura

Merry Christmas

31 Comments
 

31 Responses to Merry Christmas to all you sonsabitches!

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    May you find a goat under your tree!
    **** I WISH! ~Laura

  2. Jennifer says:

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

  3. Merry Christmas! May your days be zombie-free and bright!

  4. MorningGlory says:

    Merry Christmas Laura, J, Jack, Tinks, Thelma, and the bird whose name I can’t remember even though Laura just told it to us about 2 days ago. Norman? Herbert? Well, whatever your name is, have a great day, and don’t pay attention if you see everyone else eating a dead bird of some sort … it’s nothing personal.
    *** HA! Herman says Merry Christmas back! ~Laura

  5. Jena says:

    Merry Christmas Laura and J and all the fellow commenter’s!

  6. patti says:

    and george clooney and baby otters under your tree too!
    *** YES!!! ~Laura

  7. CGHill says:

    Since Jack is literally a son of a bitch, I have to conclude that he considers us kinfolk. Family, even.
    In which case, I will happily buy him a drink. (He’ll have to bring his own bowl, though.)
    *** HA! I will tell him. ~Laura

  8. mel says:

    Merry Christmas, Laura and Jack and…. Laura’s cat and Laura’s Goat!

  9. mel says:

    I know I forgot some animals,sorry.

  10. Hope you have a Merry Christmas, and that the WHORE falls dead.

  11. rdennis says:

    Merry Christmas to you also. Hope the Nazi’s don’t get you!

  12. B-Love says:

    Merry Christmas…love Jack’s outfit. I got my first white Christmas! Tell J Merry Christmas. I’m sorry J didn’t get you the goat you so deserved. Maybe today he’ll let you put out the pictures of your missing goat

  13. Michelle says:

    Merry Christmas to you and all of yours!

  14. Tim says:

    Merry Christmas !

  15. Larry says:

    And your little dog, too!

  16. DogsDontPurr says:

    I was clicking around the interwebs, and I saw a link to a page called “All Things Goat!” I totally thought of you, thinking that this would be a cool link that you could put on your sidebar. But when I clicked on it, it was all about the many ways to use goat in cooking! The horror!!
    So, I didn’t send it to you.
    Merry Christmas! May all your things goat be cute and hoppy…and not food!
    **** NO NO NO!! Merry Christmas! ~Laura

  17. Nicole says:

    So utterly adorable, even when he’s blowing raspberries at us :)
    Merry Christmas!

  18. Pug Mahon says:

    For the first time in a decade, we did not watch A Christmas Story, because cable sucks balls and we didn’t think ahead and buy the 5 dollar DVD. but we still watched Christmas Vacation and The Ref. next up, Woodland Critters Christmas. Merry Christmas…

  19. Jan says:

    Merry Christmas, Jack! You look so dashing!

  20. zonker says:

    Hope you and yours had a wonderful Christmas, Laura!

  21. Wonka-do says:

    Happy Jesus Birthday to all!

  22. lifeshighwy says:

    Hope you had a wonderful Christmas! Nothing like being called a sonsabitch to kick off my post holiday eat-a-thon.
    It’s snowing like the end of the world here in NC.
    *** It’s snowing here and that means IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD! ~Laura

  23. BusyBidy says:

    Jack is stunning as always…
    OK. so lay it on us. What ya get?
    What did you get “J”? spill!!!!!

  24. Kim says:

    Merry Christmas (late as I usually am) back atcha ya sumbitch! Oh. Well. You know. Extrapolate that.

  25. Princess says:

    I believe Mr.Jack is sticking his tongue out at us? So OK! Merry Christmas to you too!

  26. SB Smith says:

    Another late Merry Christmas here. Awww….Jack’s adorable, as usual.

  27. Monstersocks says:

    I found your blog while performing a Google-Fu for goats and plotting how to be more attractive to Joseph Gordon-Levitt so that he will date me. Your blog did not help me with that at all, but your dog is adorable. Happy New Year!
    *** Ha! Happy New Year to you and good luck with that. ~Laura

  28. Jena says:

    Holy shit on the blizzard 2010 video!

  29. Friend says:

    I hope you’re feeling better. people were asking where you were!. When I told them you weren’t feeling well they were like WHAT? Laura never calls in sick….yeah, well, this one got her.! Get better soon. It is very quiet without you! HA!

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