Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
Merry Christmas to all you sonsabitches!
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May you find a goat under your tree!
**** I WISH! ~Laura
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Merry Christmas! May your days be zombie-free and bright!
Merry Christmas Laura, J, Jack, Tinks, Thelma, and the bird whose name I can’t remember even though Laura just told it to us about 2 days ago. Norman? Herbert? Well, whatever your name is, have a great day, and don’t pay attention if you see everyone else eating a dead bird of some sort … it’s nothing personal.
*** HA! Herman says Merry Christmas back! ~Laura
Merry Christmas Laura and J and all the fellow commenter’s!
and george clooney and baby otters under your tree too!
*** YES!!! ~Laura
Since Jack is literally a son of a bitch, I have to conclude that he considers us kinfolk. Family, even.
In which case, I will happily buy him a drink. (He’ll have to bring his own bowl, though.)
*** HA! I will tell him. ~Laura
Merry Christmas, Laura and Jack and…. Laura’s cat and Laura’s Goat!
I know I forgot some animals,sorry.
Hope you have a Merry Christmas, and that the WHORE falls dead.
Merry Christmas to you also. Hope the Nazi’s don’t get you!
Merry Christmas…love Jack’s outfit. I got my first white Christmas! Tell J Merry Christmas. I’m sorry J didn’t get you the goat you so deserved. Maybe today he’ll let you put out the pictures of your missing goat
BUMPUSES!!!
Merry Christmas to you and all of yours!
Merry Christmas !
And your little dog, too!
I was clicking around the interwebs, and I saw a link to a page called “All Things Goat!” I totally thought of you, thinking that this would be a cool link that you could put on your sidebar. But when I clicked on it, it was all about the many ways to use goat in cooking! The horror!!
So, I didn’t send it to you.
Merry Christmas! May all your things goat be cute and hoppy…and not food!
**** NO NO NO!! Merry Christmas! ~Laura
So utterly adorable, even when he’s blowing raspberries at us
Merry Christmas!
For the first time in a decade, we did not watch A Christmas Story, because cable sucks balls and we didn’t think ahead and buy the 5 dollar DVD. but we still watched Christmas Vacation and The Ref. next up, Woodland Critters Christmas. Merry Christmas…
Merry Christmas, Jack! You look so dashing!
Hope you and yours had a wonderful Christmas, Laura!
Happy Jesus Birthday to all!
Hope you had a wonderful Christmas! Nothing like being called a sonsabitch to kick off my post holiday eat-a-thon.
It’s snowing like the end of the world here in NC.
*** It’s snowing here and that means IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD! ~Laura
Jack is stunning as always…
OK. so lay it on us. What ya get?
What did you get “J”? spill!!!!!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas (late as I usually am) back atcha ya sumbitch! Oh. Well. You know. Extrapolate that.
I believe Mr.Jack is sticking his tongue out at us? So OK! Merry Christmas to you too!
Another late Merry Christmas here. Awww….Jack’s adorable, as usual.
I found your blog while performing a Google-Fu for goats and plotting how to be more attractive to Joseph Gordon-Levitt so that he will date me. Your blog did not help me with that at all, but your dog is adorable. Happy New Year!
*** Ha! Happy New Year to you and good luck with that. ~Laura
Holy shit on the blizzard 2010 video!
I hope you’re feeling better. people were asking where you were!. When I told them you weren’t feeling well they were like WHAT? Laura never calls in sick….yeah, well, this one got her.! Get better soon. It is very quiet without you! HA!