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Here’s another Friday List on a Monday because I stayed out on the Island of Unwanted Stocking Stuffers helping the dinosaurs with their inventory last night. It is the end of the year, you know.
1. I am completely finished with my Christmas shopping. As previously stated, I shopped the Internet and the liquor store. I should be a professional shopper. Fact.
2. Now that they aren’t in style anymore, I ordered myself a pair of Uggs for Christmas. This is them:
3. In order to have enough money for my Uggs I waxed my own eyebrows this week. The good news is I saved $30.00 that went towards my boots. The bad news is for the next week or so I will constantly look surprised.
4.“She became increasingly obsessed with rattlesnakes and started secretly housing them at her home. Her overwhelming passion for reptiles was becoming her sole purpose in life.”
Animal Planet’s “Fatal Attractions“ may be the most quotable show on television.
5. I knew if I was on the Internet long enough that one day one of you sonsabitches would send me a picture of your wiener:
6. I only have to work three days this week and then I am going out of town. If you don’t see me for a few days on here don’t worry, it’s not the rabies. Unless, of course, it is.
35 Responses to Here’s another Friday List on a Monday because I stayed out on the Island of Unwanted Stocking Stuffers helping the dinosaurs with their inventory last night. It is the end of the year, you know.
Do yourself a huge favor. Go to Walmart, in the sports section, get yourself a can of “Camp Dry” and spray your boots to waterproof and stain proof them. they will turn a little darker then they are but it is soooooooooooooo worth it. double spray the seams….. Unless of course your not going to wear them out side.. HA!
*** I ordered a can with the boots. ~Laura
Glad youre only working three days….You do work? don’t you? Just sayin! But I hope you have a great and wonderful holiday. I for one will be looking forward to pictures of your yearly “HAUL”. Please Tell “J” Happy Christmas and Jack, Thelma and “The Bird” oh yeah! and Tinks too! We will miss U!
*** The bird’s name is Herman. ~Laura
Enjoy your short work week and your time out of town. My vacation started last Friday at 5. So far it has been fun.
Oh yeah, and thanks for the wiener shot. Made my day!
Hope your rabies stays away during the holidays. Maybe rabies take vacations too!
*** Thanks! And you have a great holiday! ~Laura
Oh, what a good looking weiner! I should send you a picture of mine, truly a fine specimen of wienerhood. Love the boots, can’t wait to see exactly how you use those, maybe stomp a Nazi! and finally…You’re going out of town without me????
*** Isn’t that the longest weiner you ever saw? Yes, I will be with the Nazi. ~Laura
Best. Christmas Card. EVER. And here I thought gratuitous dog-porn was strictly for Easter…
*** Me too! Yes, it is a fantastic card, you can’t beat a weiner for Christmas…I mean, you can… oh, nevermind. ~Laura
Glad to see you keeping the dinosaurs occupied. Hopefully they didn’t see that idiocy I posted about hadrosaur shit causing global warming. Who knowS what they’d do to your kitchen, if they find out.
** I KNOW! I don’t need to be cleaning up after a bunch of drunk dinosaurs. ~Laura
The weiner looks a little ashamed that someone keeps trotting his weiner out on special occasions!
Nice uggs and let us know how they feel!
Hope y’all have an awesome vacation! I know the dinos didn’t ransack all those stocking stuffers! Ha!
*** Not all, but they put a dent in them. Ha! ~Laura
Hope with all your Christmas shopping that you bought some holiday cheer for yourself as well.
Lot of great Sales out there this time of year.
*** Well, the boots and I was looking at some Ka-bars and gun cleaning kits. Ha! For reals. ~Laura
I hope you have a lovely holiday, and that the dinos are kept corralled somewhere away from the goat.
Uh, nice wiener, Yabu….
*** Ha! If only I had my goat…. ~Laura
I always do my own eyebrows, but that usually consists of shaving them down when I start to look like Stalin. And good for you for savin’ 30 bucks!
Christmas shopping done and in the mail, unless I forgot someone.
Working all week as normal. Being a contract employee sucks.
Still writing zombie stuff on the blog. Got a crazy idea that I have to write about.
Reading the Zombie Survival Guide for inspiration and profit.
I may have to check out that Fatal Attractions show. Sounds like it would get the same reaction as Hoarders – “Oh no she did nt’!”
*** Oh I love Hoarders! Such crazy. You should work on a zombie book. I will be over there as soon as I get off work. It’s hell tryin to read on the iPhone. ~Laura
I told someone at work yesterday that I had brain rabies. So they avoided me the rest of the night. I love when a plan works out.
And if you had a goat, when J wanted to make his point in an area of contention with you, he could hide it in his car and announce “I bet I really get your goat, don’t I?”
Ha! Tell J I won’t charge him for that (much) if he wants to use it.
*** Ha! I will tell him. And can you imagine what damage a goat would do inside a car? ~Laura
Alas, I do not have a wiener. Not even a miniature one. It is a situation that will one day be remedied. But I do have plenty of pussy. 6 pussies, to be exact; and one of them is constantly gacking up around the house. Not only would I send you her picture, I would send you the whole cat, plus throw 5 more in for good measure. =D I’m generous like that.
May your Christmas be merry, and your rabies be dormant for the holiday season, Laura!
*** Thank you! And you should get a weiner. Everyone should have a weiner. You have a Great Christmas! ~Laura
Then I will wish you a safe trip there and back now. I hope you have a wonderful holiday !
Do you board Jack, or have a doggie sitter ?
I’m a kitty sitter for some friends of ours. I enjoy it.
If you’re flying, you know we’ll expect to hear if you were irradiated, or groped at the airport.
*** Jack usually boards, but will probably be going with me. I hope you have a great holiday! ~Laura
I did 80% of my shopping online. I made quick runs to Target, Borders and Walgreens for the rest.
*** I love Target, but not during the holidays. ~Laura
I have five weiners of my own. Maybe I should stand them all up on top of each other and show everyone how great my weiners are!
That being said, I want the boots but I bet they’re too small for me since you’re sooooooooooooo much younger!
*** I am very young! Ha! ~Laura
I just bought a pair when I was last in Boston. The boots I was wearing were hurting my feet badly and I needed something I knew would be instantly comfortable. So I bought some UGGs even though I still think they are ugly. LOL.
Damn I keep forgetting to spray them though – it’s been so dry here. I shall do that today.
Have a great time wherever you’re going.
*** Thanks. And do you like your Uggs? ~Laura
Damn! I forgot to add – was just listening to a travel podcast. One of the women was talking about a bus she was on – one of those third world buses that is so dangerous. She got stuck on the roof of the bus and ended up with a small goat in her lap while she rode to her destination. She said – at least the goat kept her warm.
I thought of you immediately. LOL.
*** HAHA! I would have loved it. I would have kept the goat. ~Laura
Wieners? That’s no wiener! That’s a Doxie! But the Doxie seems to have a wiener. Happy Holiday and Merry Christmas, young lady. I hope yoiu get a goat with a wiener.
*** Ha! No, I want a weiner-less goat! Merry Christmas to you! ~Laura
Merry Christmas! Hope you and Jack have a great time.
I love Animal Planet Fatal Attractions. Makes me feel downright genius level smart sometimes in comparison.
*** I KNOW! A lot of those reality shows make me feel like a rocket scientist. And Merry Christmas to you! ~Laura
I have faux Uggs. (air-walks) but I gotta tell ya they are the most awesomest boots in the world. I can not afford real Uggs.. or vacations every other week…. or my own wiener. but I am lovin this cold weather here in SC. how bout U?
*** I LURVE cold weather in South Carolina more than I lurve Circus peanuts. ~Laura
My wiener is only half Doxie and the other half is poodle. He’s a doodle. Only a half-wiener, as it were.
It’s cold in North Carolina, too, and I don’t like it.
*** Oh how cute– do you have a pic of him? I must go search your site! ~Laura
Re #4. Look up the lyrics for “Snake Farm”…
Chorus:
Snake Farm – it just sounds nasty
Snake Farm – well it pretty much is
Snake Farm – it’s a reptile house
Snake Farm – Uuuggghhhhh……
*** Ha! It would be nasty. Like motherfucking snakes on a plane! ~Laura
Do yourself a huge favor. Go to Walmart, in the sports section, get yourself a can of “Camp Dry” and spray your boots to waterproof and stain proof them. they will turn a little darker then they are but it is soooooooooooooo worth it. double spray the seams….. Unless of course your not going to wear them out side.. HA!
*** I ordered a can with the boots. ~Laura
Doggie Porn….. with my coffee. Oh Joy! Thanks Yabu.
Glad youre only working three days….You do work? don’t you? Just sayin! But I hope you have a great and wonderful holiday. I for one will be looking forward to pictures of your yearly “HAUL”. Please Tell “J” Happy Christmas and Jack, Thelma and “The Bird” oh yeah! and Tinks too! We will miss U!
*** The bird’s name is Herman. ~Laura
Enjoy your short work week and your time out of town. My vacation started last Friday at 5. So far it has been fun.
Oh yeah, and thanks for the wiener shot. Made my day!
Hope your rabies stays away during the holidays. Maybe rabies take vacations too!
*** Thanks! And you have a great holiday! ~Laura
Oh, what a good looking weiner! I should send you a picture of mine, truly a fine specimen of wienerhood. Love the boots, can’t wait to see exactly how you use those, maybe stomp a Nazi! and finally…You’re going out of town without me????
*** Isn’t that the longest weiner you ever saw? Yes, I will be with the Nazi. ~Laura
I love those Uggs! I want a pair.
*** Stop having someone else wax your brows and get a pair. ~Laura
Nice boots! what size? can I borrow? Please just put them in my stocking…. with the booze and ass.
*** Nope. ~Laura
Best. Christmas Card. EVER. And here I thought gratuitous dog-porn was strictly for Easter…
*** Me too! Yes, it is a fantastic card, you can’t beat a weiner for Christmas…I mean, you can… oh, nevermind. ~Laura
Glad to see you keeping the dinosaurs occupied. Hopefully they didn’t see that idiocy I posted about hadrosaur shit causing global warming. Who knowS what they’d do to your kitchen, if they find out.
** I KNOW! I don’t need to be cleaning up after a bunch of drunk dinosaurs. ~Laura
Lucky girl! Yabu doesn’t show his wiener to just anyone!
*** But that’s a fine looking weiner! ~Laura
The weiner looks a little ashamed that someone keeps trotting his weiner out on special occasions!
Nice uggs and let us know how they feel!
Hope y’all have an awesome vacation! I know the dinos didn’t ransack all those stocking stuffers! Ha!
*** Not all, but they put a dent in them. Ha! ~Laura
Damn, that wiener is nearly half as tall as he is.
*** Yes, he has a very long weiner indeed. ~Laura
Hope with all your Christmas shopping that you bought some holiday cheer for yourself as well.
Lot of great Sales out there this time of year.
*** Well, the boots and I was looking at some Ka-bars and gun cleaning kits. Ha! For reals. ~Laura
I hope you have a lovely holiday, and that the dinos are kept corralled somewhere away from the goat.
Uh, nice wiener, Yabu….
*** Ha! If only I had my goat…. ~Laura
I always do my own eyebrows, but that usually consists of shaving them down when I start to look like Stalin. And good for you for savin’ 30 bucks!
Christmas shopping done and in the mail, unless I forgot someone.
Working all week as normal. Being a contract employee sucks.
Still writing zombie stuff on the blog. Got a crazy idea that I have to write about.
Reading the Zombie Survival Guide for inspiration and profit.
I may have to check out that Fatal Attractions show. Sounds like it would get the same reaction as Hoarders – “Oh no she did nt’!”
*** Oh I love Hoarders! Such crazy. You should work on a zombie book. I will be over there as soon as I get off work. It’s hell tryin to read on the iPhone. ~Laura
I told someone at work yesterday that I had brain rabies. So they avoided me the rest of the night. I love when a plan works out.
And if you had a goat, when J wanted to make his point in an area of contention with you, he could hide it in his car and announce “I bet I really get your goat, don’t I?”
Ha! Tell J I won’t charge him for that (much) if he wants to use it.
*** Ha! I will tell him. And can you imagine what damage a goat would do inside a car? ~Laura
Alas, I do not have a wiener. Not even a miniature one. It is a situation that will one day be remedied. But I do have plenty of pussy. 6 pussies, to be exact; and one of them is constantly gacking up around the house. Not only would I send you her picture, I would send you the whole cat, plus throw 5 more in for good measure. =D I’m generous like that.
May your Christmas be merry, and your rabies be dormant for the holiday season, Laura!
*** Thank you! And you should get a weiner. Everyone should have a weiner. You have a Great Christmas! ~Laura
Then I will wish you a safe trip there and back now. I hope you have a wonderful holiday !
Do you board Jack, or have a doggie sitter ?
I’m a kitty sitter for some friends of ours. I enjoy it.
If you’re flying, you know we’ll expect to hear if you were irradiated, or groped at the airport.
*** Jack usually boards, but will probably be going with me. I hope you have a great holiday! ~Laura
I did 80% of my shopping online. I made quick runs to Target, Borders and Walgreens for the rest.
*** I love Target, but not during the holidays. ~Laura
I want those boots!
*** Get yourself a pair! ~Laura
I have five weiners of my own. Maybe I should stand them all up on top of each other and show everyone how great my weiners are!
That being said, I want the boots but I bet they’re too small for me since you’re sooooooooooooo much younger!
*** I am very young! Ha! ~Laura
I just bought a pair when I was last in Boston. The boots I was wearing were hurting my feet badly and I needed something I knew would be instantly comfortable. So I bought some UGGs even though I still think they are ugly. LOL.
Damn I keep forgetting to spray them though – it’s been so dry here. I shall do that today.
Have a great time wherever you’re going.
*** Thanks. And do you like your Uggs? ~Laura
Damn! I forgot to add – was just listening to a travel podcast. One of the women was talking about a bus she was on – one of those third world buses that is so dangerous. She got stuck on the roof of the bus and ended up with a small goat in her lap while she rode to her destination. She said – at least the goat kept her warm.
I thought of you immediately. LOL.
*** HAHA! I would have loved it. I would have kept the goat. ~Laura
I love my Uggs. You’re going to enjoy them.
*** I think so too. ~Laura
That’s a great weiner card! lol
*** One of teh best weiner cards in teh history of weiner cards. ~Laura
Oh, that’s something you can tell J…a goat will keep you warm!!
*** I know right?! Especially with electricity prices going up. ~Laura
I’m finished shopping too thank God. And now I want a pair of Ugg boots like that.
*** You should get a pair. ~Laura
He’s showing his weiner’s weiner!
*** OH MY GOD! He is! Ha!~Laura
Wieners? That’s no wiener! That’s a Doxie! But the Doxie seems to have a wiener. Happy Holiday and Merry Christmas, young lady. I hope yoiu get a goat with a wiener.
*** Ha! No, I want a weiner-less goat! Merry Christmas to you! ~Laura
Merry Christmas! Hope you and Jack have a great time.
I love Animal Planet Fatal Attractions. Makes me feel downright genius level smart sometimes in comparison.
*** I KNOW! A lot of those reality shows make me feel like a rocket scientist. And Merry Christmas to you! ~Laura
I have faux Uggs. (air-walks) but I gotta tell ya they are the most awesomest boots in the world. I can not afford real Uggs.. or vacations every other week…. or my own wiener. but I am lovin this cold weather here in SC. how bout U?
*** I LURVE cold weather in South Carolina more than I lurve Circus peanuts. ~Laura
My wiener is only half Doxie and the other half is poodle. He’s a doodle. Only a half-wiener, as it were.
It’s cold in North Carolina, too, and I don’t like it.
*** Oh how cute– do you have a pic of him? I must go search your site! ~Laura
Re #4. Look up the lyrics for “Snake Farm”…
Chorus:
Snake Farm – it just sounds nasty
Snake Farm – well it pretty much is
Snake Farm – it’s a reptile house
Snake Farm – Uuuggghhhhh……
*** Ha! It would be nasty. Like motherfucking snakes on a plane! ~Laura
I only have two pictures of him, I’ll have to put some more up.
http://lastrefugeofascoundrel.blogspot.com/2009/07/note-to-el-capitan.html
*** AWWWWW! So cute! Yes, more pics! Laura
I like Yabu’s weiner.
*** You should tell him. He’d like that I bet. ~Laura