Every year after Thanksgiving I purchase Christmas cards that I send out to my friends so I can mail them on the last day of November. I don’t buy them by the box because those are generally really boring “Fa La La Merry Christmas” with boring, glittery elves and Santas and shit on them. My [...]
I don’t know about you all but I get mighty lazy during the holidays. I don’t know if it’s from all the shopping or from all the drinking but I do know that the last thing I want to do is cook every day. And because I want to keep up my energy, not to [...]
I bought a bunch of music on iTunes because Steve Jobs hadn’t stolen all of my money and I felt like getting some old tunes that were on sale for 69 cents. I think Neil Diamond’s music back then was pure genius. Have you heard Soolaimon? You really should. And Karen Carpenter could sing like [...]
I’m not big into celebrating Thanksgiving. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll take the paid days off work and a free meal where I can get one, but I don’t see the big deal in celebrating the fact that some whimpy-ass Europeans got survival tips from the Native Americans and then turned around and gave them [...]
