Rabbits are some of the most diabolical ceatures on the planet. They are Satan’s little cotton puffs of carnage.
When I got home from work Thursday there were two fire trucks over at Crazy Betty’s house again. This is the third or fourth time (I’ve lost track) there’s been firemen called over there in the last six months so I think it’s safe [...]
So I did my little entry about my bottled water addiction yesterday and how I’m a fucking superhero for drinking ones with smaller caps and how hippies are always telling me I’m destroying the enviroment and then in the comments I mentioned that I call these
“Dolphin Silencers” [...]