Everyone needs a fleet of flying monkeys to rip the stuffing out of the annoying people in their lives
— Laura
From the monthly archives: October 2010
Rabbits are some of the most diabolical ceatures on the planet. They are Satan’s little cotton puffs of carnage.
When I got home from work Thursday there were two fire trucks over at Crazy Betty’s house again. This is the third or fourth time (I’ve lost track) there’s been firemen called over there in the last six months so I think it’s safe [...]
So I did my little entry about my bottled water addiction yesterday and how I’m a fucking superhero for drinking ones with smaller caps and how hippies are always telling me I’m destroying the enviroment and then in the comments I mentioned that I call these
“Dolphin Silencers” [...]
Links to Enjoy
- Idiot Fencing.
- Saving Baby Ducks.
- Goat and Monkey.
- Yeah, why?
- Good Guy Zach.
- New Castle, OK Tornado.
- The Beautiful Works of Ellen June.
- Dog trying to play with his master (who was deployed) over FaceTime.
- Alex the Parrot.
- Holiday Etiquette.
- Speed Kills.
- Who cares about Spock?
- Just a normal day in Russia.
- Song made entirely of Mike Tyson quotes.
- Waking up a hungover teen.
- Fast Food Ice.
- Drunk Voicemail Message.
- Meanwhile in Russia…
- A Mantidfly.
- Caught Cheating.
- Real Life Heroes.
- John Merritt, Wood Carver.
- Dog sings along with Adele.
- Corgi Mixes.
- George Takei Responds To "Traditional" Marriage Fans.



